Dilemma

[Barmaid]

Now do I go and torture my aching muscles with bench presses and crunches and the like or do I make a coffee, eat the last of the birthday cake and have a fag?!

[Sqad]

"A FAG?"

Not you as well Barmaid.......a bl00dy smoker.

[redcrx]

oh come on, barmaid, i had you down as a highly intelligent woman!

surely you dont need to ask

[Jan1957]

Cake wins every time.

[ummmm]

The latter :-)

[daffy654]

Coffee and cake sounds good to me :-)

[pericat]

Give up the fags and reward yourself with an extra slice of cake

[Barmaid]

Perhaps I'll do the torture bit and then eat the cake. :)

[redcrx]

see! the rest of us seem to be wise enough :)

[ChuckFickens]

Coffe, cake and fag sounds good to me!

[funnygirl]

Cake! Cake! Cake!

Is there any left for me Barmaid?? :-(

[Barmaid]

Yes I know Peri. I am trying extraordinarily hard to give up (and not being allowed to smoke in the car or the house is helpful cos its too damn cold to stand outside).

[mccfluff]

cake and fag please

[Sqad]

FAG? why can't you call it a cigarette?

Can't stand the word FAG.....common.

[craft1948]

I'd go for the cake......I always find my fag ash drops on the treadmill then the cleaner gives me a b0llocking....

[ummmm]

pmsl craft...

[pericat]

Good for you Barmaid - now about this cake ????

[Barmaid]

Why is it men meet a woman and then try to change them?!!!!

He did have a sign on the gym door that he daughter made saying "Daddy's gym". I've used her felt tip pens and put up a sign saying "BM's Torture Chamber - abandon hope all ye who enter here".

[Barmaid]

But I AM common Sqad! Anyway, Cigarette Ash Lil does not have quite the same ring.

[ummmm]

Yeah Ginger changed me....I'm now a lazy cow..

[Barmaid]

lmao ummmm, do you want to swop for a week?!