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ANYTHING'S more interesting than cricket!!!
i.e. watching paint dry / testing one's eyelids for holes / Egyptian P.T. / pocket billiards etc etc.
Besides, who wants to watch sweaty blokes swinging a lump of wood at a leather wrapped ball when you can drool, er sorry, admire, the slim long legged tottie, I mean finely honed female athletes, in those skimpy figure hugging outfits, urm eh, well, smartly dressed, thrusting young breasts bursting out....aaahhh, phew, mmmmmhhh, aaaarrrrrghhhhh.....just carry on without me......................................
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