A patient has just told me he has a superior notch.

Bbbananas | 09:58 Fri 16th Oct 2009 | ChatterBank

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I said "Where's that then - on your bedpost? What makes you so special?"
God, I can't stand people who brag...

Well, what would you have said?

Am away food shopping..

FAO squad.

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ummmm

I would have just told him I was superior full stop.....

joggerjayne

Salla, are you sure he didn't say ...

"I've got a superior rear ... Watch !"

(he may have been offering to show you his butt)

Bbbananas

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Hope not - he was over 75 and very hunchbacked.

Sqad

So what's wrong with a 75yr old hunchback..............remember Notra Dame.......he didn't do too badly.

Bbbananas

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That reminds me sqad of a brilliant joke about Quasimodo.
Lain prostate & bleeding at the steps of the Notre Dame Cathedral, Quasi pleads "Esmerelda...Esmerelda". She pops her head over the parapet & shouts "What?"
He said "When I asked you to toss me off - I didn't mean off the top of the cathedral"