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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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I'm an angel
Theland, I bet you were positively salivating over the prospect of one more casualty of the religious war . . . if not the relief of one less pie being hurled your way. But than I highly doubt that any of the above discerning minds were fooled by this attempt at humour for much longer than it took the light from your computer screen to reach your eyes.
Jake, Thanks for the offer but I�d rather settle for a bottle of Blue Nun. No offence.
Naomi, With key in hand all is forgiven and forgotten in the interest of a challenge presented and met.
Keyplus, No way you�re getting a hold of the key to the wine cellar!
Octavius, Keep your corkscrew in your pants. This is a respectable establishment. lol
China, I have three words of advice for you, �Don�t be sad�. Too many hearts are mutual victims of your unhappiness to allow this to go on any longer. Just as importantly, don�t you dare ever even consider going away. We will always be there to wish you the best in your times of despair and we�re counting on you to cheer us up in our own darker moments as well. Deal or no deal?
There is a reason for me being uncharacteristically stingy with the stars this go round. I�m reserving three stars for Chakka if he will post so much as a comma on this thread, just to let us know that he is reading and so knows how much we miss his insightful views.
Luna, Say (or sing) something . . . anything . . . please? No thread is complete without your imaginative orchestration . . .
Jake, Thanks for the offer but I�d rather settle for a bottle of Blue Nun. No offence.
Naomi, With key in hand all is forgiven and forgotten in the interest of a challenge presented and met.
Keyplus, No way you�re getting a hold of the key to the wine cellar!
Octavius, Keep your corkscrew in your pants. This is a respectable establishment. lol
China, I have three words of advice for you, �Don�t be sad�. Too many hearts are mutual victims of your unhappiness to allow this to go on any longer. Just as importantly, don�t you dare ever even consider going away. We will always be there to wish you the best in your times of despair and we�re counting on you to cheer us up in our own darker moments as well. Deal or no deal?
There is a reason for me being uncharacteristically stingy with the stars this go round. I�m reserving three stars for Chakka if he will post so much as a comma on this thread, just to let us know that he is reading and so knows how much we miss his insightful views.
Luna, Say (or sing) something . . . anything . . . please? No thread is complete without your imaginative orchestration . . .
I'm speechless
China, Reputations can be changed. Your happiness means all the world to me. May all your tears be tears of joy!
Thank you, you're amazing
Chakka, dam it, you're holding up progress here. There is a limit you know to how much more temptation one man can be expected to endure. If you think I'm going to hang out on this cross waiting forever for you to finish your gin and tonic with all this provocatation at hand, this time you're completely wrong. One itty bitty teeny tiny little comma "," man, that's all I ask for?
Chakka, he's still holding out on the three stars - just waiting for a comma from you. This is cruel. I can imagine you sitting there laughing your socks off, but enough is enough. I've endured the trials and tribulations of Chatterbank, Mibs has scoured Science, China has cried her eyes out, my lips are getting sore with all this puckering, and worst of all, Theland has run out of wine, so come on. Get yourself back here before we have a revolution on our hands!
