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stokemaveric | 10:30 Fri 25th Jun 2010 | ChatterBank
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a bloke walks into a bar carrying a crocodile under 1 arm and a chicken under the other he sits them on a barstool ''a pint of lager please'' he orders and then the crocodile chips in ''and ill have a pint of bitter and a packet of crisps''.....the barman stares amazed ''wow ive never seen a crocodile that can talk''...''he cant'' says the bloke...''the chicken is a ventriliquist''....boom boom....lol
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