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smurfchops | 19:04 Sun 18th Apr 2010 | Society & Culture
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Avatar Image MarkRae
There's no law that says you *HAVE* to answer the door...
19:07 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Keep a piece of paper handy by the door, with a load of questions on it. When they knock on the door say "I'm really glad you've come, I have a load of questions I want to ask about you and your party, and wave your piece of paper about, saying this won't take too long, there's only about 25 of them....... start reading the first one out loud and very slowly.............and watch them flee!
22:31 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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LOL @ Androcles!!!
22:32 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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I find that answering the door in my strait jacket does the trick..........
22:33 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Craft

Opening a door while wearing a straitjacket is a good trick. Please advise how this is done.
22:38 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Teef............
22:41 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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^^ Haaaaaaaaa! I want to see that!! :o)
22:42 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Sorry Wiz, cross posted - I meant teef! Haaaaaa!
22:43 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Craft

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22:44 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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I actually got my voting card today so obviously must start to take this more seriously.
22:47 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Craft! Nooooooo! It's much funnier when you don't. I can't stop laughing. Haaa!
22:48 Sun 18th Apr 2010
Avatar Image rowanwitch
We printed our own A3 window poster bright pink with black print 'Vote None of the Above..X . it's given the neighbours a laugh at least
08:43 Mon 19th Apr 2010
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Say" I'm voting for you". It has two advantages, it gets rid of them pdq, and it fouls up everyone's stats.
15:05 Mon 19th Apr 2010
Avatar Image Oneeyedvic
Speaking as someone who does canvass, a simple "I'm not interested" is enough.

If you do ask any questions, I will answer them to the best of my ability (even if there are 25 of them) and if I don't know the answer, I will find out and revert back to them.
09:18 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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Avatar Image Noseyparker
I have a similar solution to Androcles but I am using a clipboard and a large pencil to record their answers, also a stop watch so that I can time how long they stay for, which I can then comment on as they leave. Seriously though a list of questions kept by the door that you can ask them might just frighten them into thinking we are actually interested and making notes.
21:41 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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my actual mp came to our door last night
21:45 Tue 20th Apr 2010

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