What Is The Penalty For.....

[Islay]

knocking off your MIL?
Spent a very stressful weekend with MIL from Hell and to be frank if I ever see her again it will be too soon!!

[Sqad]

What did she think of you...I wonder?;-)

[Baldric]

An earache free existence?

[douglas9401]

I take it she holds differing opinions to yourself on certain matters, Islay. Not like you to get worked up over an alternative view. :)

[cupid04]

Is she really worth spending time in the clink?

[albaqwerty]

The penalty is I'll be sending you my BIL From Hell :-D

[bednobs]

i think it's currently a medal isn't it?

[Barmaid]

Islay, if you had murdered her 15 years ago instead of marrying your OH, you'd be out by now.......... ;)

[albaqwerty]

It was the last time I looked Bednobs, I think the booby prize is my BILFromEll

[Buenchico]

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Aren't you going to help?'. I said 'No, six should be enough' "
[Les Dawson]

[Islay]

20 years of marriage and she gets worse every year.
Refused to acknowledge weight loss despite it being obvious - then she said yes you have lost a chin!
Waited till i was sleeping and turned music up full blast in the room I was sleeping in!
Could not believe that I would go to a public pool in a swim suit at 'my size'!
Insisting on going back into a restaurant to apologise for my 'picky' ways as I could not eat more than a few mouthfulls of my lunch!
There is more but too many to write down!

[douglas9401]

It does further muddy the waters on what constitutes reason for removal of a post.

Maybe if it had been put up on a Monday?

[albaqwerty]

As this is in CB and not Law, we may be safe for a while :-D

Your mil sounds like a right coo and a hard piece of work, Islay.
Vent away on here x

[anotheoldgit]

bednobs
/// so does your response AOG ///

Oh so someone who would wish to take another's life and I am the baddie here.

Amazing, absolutely amazing, how some on here will stick together, no matter the dubious character of allies.

[Islay]

Thanks Alba.
Thanks Barmaid best answer to you for making me smile.
She really is a piece of work and wonders why we only visit once a year - even Mr Islay had to tell her off this year her venom was so noticable - she normally keeps it hidden and waits until it is just her and me!

[anotheoldgit]

Islay

/// AOG perhaps you would prefer to haunt a different thread! ///

You would just love that wouldn't you, since you have openly exposed your true self for all the web to see?

[Sqad]

I just can't understand some MIL's Islay.....how could she have a more lovable, adorable and reasonable woman than you?
Family eh?

[ummmm]

Have a day off. AOG!!!