How Did You Find Out About Santa?

[sroot9]

How did you find out the truth about Santa? I'm hoping for some funny stories!

[Answerprancer]

What "truth"?

[Answerprancer]

...oh I get it, you're one of those COMPLETE NUTTERS that claim he doesn't exist LOL

[sroot9]

Haha, you got me, I've always been judged for not believing.

[Answerprancer]

...some people eh? tchoh!

[Barsel]

How can there be a funny story about finding out the truth about Santa. I was heartbroken when I was told the truth, hated my Dad for a long time after.

[ummmm]

You be saying you don't believe there's a man in the sky next...

[sroot9]

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone. Maybe I'm just not ready to accept the facts yet people! I refuse to believe that every December someone breaks into my house and I will be laughed at if I call the police to tell them! That is a scary thought, every Christmas eve I have to lock my doors and hope he isn't real.

[Mamyalynne]

I was a little surprised when I found out he had his beard permed,but he's still Santa.

[Answerprancer]

There are loads of men in the sky Ummmm ...ask the Civil Aviation Authority!

[Mamyalynne]

You poor thing,maybe you once suffered a trauma?

[sroot9]

I'll admit it, I once saw Santa kissing my mother and now I can never think about him the same way

[Mamyalynne]

.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNlLRiBIarI

[Answerprancer]

Indeed ...imagine, in the wake of the Rolf Harris scandal Santa being pulled up on historic allegations (well they're both famous beard toters).
I wonder if Operation Yewtree extends its branches that far skyward!!

[Answerprancer]

...doesn't bear thinking about.

[Answerprancer]

...another crumpet padre?

[sroot9]

@mamyalynne at least someone managed to make a song out of my horrible childhood

[Mamyalynne]

Behave now.


How are you?Not spoken for a while.

[Answerprancer]

Kevin (***) Wilson did too!