*** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zzxxee]

just dropped a box of eggs on floor
whats the best way to pick it up as the more i try the slimier and more it spreads !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mccfluff]

pour some floor and milk on them and make a big pancake

[Bbbananas]

Hoover them up.
Ultimately extremely messy and you may have to dispose of said hoover - but it's the quickest.

[MickyMacgraw]

A mop or Flour and then dustpan and brush it.

[NazNomad]

Sheet of newspaper on top, soak some up.


Got a dog?

[bobjugs12]

Get the dog to lick them up

[Bbbananas]

Oh yes - agree with bob. Dogs are brilliant at anything like that. And it'll make their coat all shiny.

[zzxxee]

my dog good god no eggs give him wind !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont have a newspaper waaaahhhh !!!!!!!!!!
grrrrrrr fook !!

[bobjugs12]

1) Use dog
2) Put dog in garden
3) Leave dog in garden till windy-pops have passed

Job's a good'un

[NazNomad]

The just flour it, like Micky suggested, and dry it up a bit. Then scrape it up.

[starone]

Flour is the best to make it a bit more solid and then wipe it up with paper towels. Is that why my friend called her dog Hoover then?

[zzxxee]

do you need lots of flour i only have a little ??

[NazNomad]

use what ya got.

[zzxxee]

ok will let you know what happens

[mazie]

LOL.... zzxxee, you sounded just like Molly then :o)

[gingejbee]

Hair-dryer - turn it into an omlette.

[bobjugs12]

ZZ, get some milk and butter, mix them all together, then get the hairdryer running and make scrambled eggs

[gingejbee]

...or omelette.

[yogi-bear]

Go and find Faceman for the A-Team....bring him home...and then you'll have an Eggs Benedict :0)

I thangggg eeuuuu

[bobjugs12]

Yogi, you must be clucking yolking! That was eggstremley awful. In fact i'd go so far as to say it was fowl!