stupid question?

[magicbeatle]

What is the most stupid question you have ever been asked, or ever asked yourself?

[magicbeatle]

Apart from this one of course.

[BossyBoots]

At a massive concert and a guy asked if a couple of guys had gone this way....eh.. duh?

[shaz-rla]

A bit like the time when I was working security backstage at Edinburgh (Princes Street) onNew Years eve and caught someone coming over the fence, very drunk and she wondered why I wouldn't let her up on stage to ask if anyone had seen her boyfriend, she then promptly threw up at my feet!!!!  I suppose it made sense to ask 150,000 people that!

[ill_bill]

Ive given a stupid answer,to a logical question, I once went into my local wilko, and I wanted a length of electrical cord, and the assistant asked me 'how long I long would you like the electrical cord sir' and I was in the world of my own at the time I answered 'forever'

[Jules001]

the most stupid question I have ever asked was when I took my car for an MOT (my first not the car's) and the mechanic had a very strong Irish accent. He told me I needed two new ??????s I thought I had better double check what he had said so that I could tell my husband, and asked what they did, he looked at me as though I was stupid and explained that they were the black round things .....it turned out he had said two new front TYRES!

[Philtaz]

Probably an ex girlfriend, who once asked "Would you like a **** ***.........................."?

Or my wife when she is just popping out to the shops and says "Would you like me to get you some beer"?

Like either question really needs an answer!!

[Philtaz]

The bit asterisked out by AB rhymes with slow lob!

[Dark Angel]

A friend of mine (girl) who is a lawyer had a party, which I attended, and got chatting to a female guest. When I mentioned to the guest that the hostess was a former classmate of mine in school (Secondary) the guest asked me in surprise, "Then how come you didn't study law?"

[Shipstabber]

I was buying a few things in the supermarket and the total came to �8.99. I gave the cashier a tenner, to which she said, "Have you got the 99p?".

[Artful]

I will always remember the history teacher when she said "Artful (tho' that wasn't my name at school!), would you like to spell 'Acropolis'?" Naturally I replied "No thanyou" to hear the teacher's tone change radically "My dear, I wasn't asking you to, I was telling you to!"

A question that is not a ?, well it narks me as how are we to know it's only politeness telling us to jump off the windowledge for example!!!

[Artful]

Love it, Shipstabber. I think I would have curled up laughing!
But you didn't tell us, did you have the 99p?

[Doggri]

My brother shocked me one day when we were on a walk by telling me I was to be an Auntie...and I replied "So it's a girl?  How do you know I won't be an Uncle?"

[Trees]

I was once chatting to a lady who had just had twins...a boy and a girl... I said "Oh, aren't they lovely?! Are they identical?"
I knew as soon as the words came out that I was a complete twit!!!

[teamcool]

Back from our hols to Portugal we flew to Manchester Airport, as we were waiting for our luggage a guy turned to me and said 'So you were on the manchester flight then?' i was stumped :p

[cat woman]

When I was at school ( 35yrs ago ), in a maths lesson I wasn't giving much attention to the teacher as I didn't like maths, anyway I was jolted out of my day dream by the teacher asking me what was 15 shillings, I promptly replied " MONEY ", It was the time when decimal currency was being introduced, and the teacher wanted me to covert 15 shillings into decimal! needless to say everyone laughed including the teacher!!....... :-)

[scarletpimp]

I once visited Stonehenge on my own. I had my camera so I asked a stranger if he would use it to take a picture of me. He said "Did you want the stones in the background?" - yeah, mate, as if I want a picture of me in a field!

[The Tiggster]

One evening on holiday in Spain a friend asked if the moon that was out was the same one as we see back home..............give me strength!

[Kay]

Me in a poundshop holding up a bottle of Orange Cleaner and asking "How much is this please"?  Daughter walked out and left me.

[spainlads]

I wasguard on the railway and was once asked "There are 3 main stations in Manchester, which one do think my sister will meet me at"

[lozzzz]

On a holiday to majorca years ago,at a drunken happy hour  I told a guy he had a fantastic suntan ....He was asian!