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Can we all join together and pray ......
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That I can get my car going ?
It has a flat battery and the handle to the bonnet came off in my hand.
Apart from having it towed to the garage which would cost the earth my mate Dave is hopefully calling round to see if he can get the bonnet open so he can attach the jump leads which have just cost me �11.
Anyone know of a rich old gentleman with one foot in the grave ? Only joking a rich young toyboy would be better, ha ha. xx
It has a flat battery and the handle to the bonnet came off in my hand.
Apart from having it towed to the garage which would cost the earth my mate Dave is hopefully calling round to see if he can get the bonnet open so he can attach the jump leads which have just cost me �11.
Anyone know of a rich old gentleman with one foot in the grave ? Only joking a rich young toyboy would be better, ha ha. xx
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From A To B
When Going from A to B
It�s amazing what you see
White van man
Going hither and thither
White headed oldies
All of a dither
Driving school students
Holding up the flow
People who can�t navigate
Who don�t know where to go
School run mums
Stopping where they may
Lane weaving bikers
Going their own way
Men in lycra on cycles
Breaking all the rules
Boy racers joyriding
Drag racers in duals
Stressed out salesmen
Talking on mobile phones
Able-bodied drivers
Parked in disabled zones
The Arrogant in BMW�s
Driving in bus lanes
Speeding in the sunshine
And again when it rains
Affluent Essex girls
Driving four by fours
Its hell getting anywhere
I�d rather stay in doors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From A To B
When Going from A to B
It�s amazing what you see
White van man
Going hither and thither
White headed oldies
All of a dither
Driving school students
Holding up the flow
People who can�t navigate
Who don�t know where to go
School run mums
Stopping where they may
Lane weaving bikers
Going their own way
Men in lycra on cycles
Breaking all the rules
Boy racers joyriding
Drag racers in duals
Stressed out salesmen
Talking on mobile phones
Able-bodied drivers
Parked in disabled zones
The Arrogant in BMW�s
Driving in bus lanes
Speeding in the sunshine
And again when it rains
Affluent Essex girls
Driving four by fours
Its hell getting anywhere
I�d rather stay in doors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love the poem black. and thanks .
bigmamma, you are right.
sacks you are right.
funnygirl I am on my knees here with my hands together for your c.h.
theonlyone, I am imagining your electricals working.
LOL at logic.
Anyways the update was I had to buy a new battery costing �66 + MY friend fitted it and then we found a back light out.
Well the good news is I can drive the car, how wonderful is that ?
Yippee !
bigmamma, you are right.
sacks you are right.
funnygirl I am on my knees here with my hands together for your c.h.
theonlyone, I am imagining your electricals working.
LOL at logic.
Anyways the update was I had to buy a new battery costing �66 + MY friend fitted it and then we found a back light out.
Well the good news is I can drive the car, how wonderful is that ?
Yippee !
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