Yes I am beginning to think wind up as well. However Abbey, £2 in Poundland, the little square bottles of varnish, as good as any expensive ones. Try a classy dark red. And not the tarty top.
Just remember a chip in dark polish is more visible if you are not able to do a touch up.
God Abbey, the top is dreadful, something Katie price might wear, you can do better than that, and you are worth better than the men it will attract.