PANIC!! 80th birthday present

[shivvy]

I have just found out that I need to buy an 80th birthday present. I need to have it sorted for Wednesday so I can't order anything on-line.
Does anyone have any idea what I could get?
It is for a man who is reletively active, likes a drink and has become interested in computers. I was thinking of anything that had an 80 link ie 80 year old port (although even if this exists I would probably have to take out a second mortgage to afford it!)
All and any suggestions are urgently welcome!
Thanks.

[booboo67]

why not buy a decently priced bottle of port then make your own label to stick on the front of it...... you can then put aged 80 years etc etc........ you can buy self adhesive labels or just use paper and stick on wiv PVA.
you can also google 'port labels' then click on images. there's loads on there then save to your computer and change the wording using 'paint'
good luck

[shivvy]

Ah thanks booboo although I needed it for last week so I am sorted now.
Strangely enough however I did get him a bottle of port and then made him an OBE (Over Bl00dy Eighty) diploma/certificate! He loved both gifts!

[tamborine]

Buy him some pc stuff......a memory stick/mouse pad/microphone/digi camera.....lots to be had. Even photo printing paper/card making software ....... endless list ;)

Introduce him to this site (free)!

[shivvy]

Thanks tamborine but as I said, I needed the present for last week so I am sorted now.