Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening all.

It has come to the attention of the Committee that the electricity bills for these premises have increased to enormous proportions. They are now electricity williams.
Consquently, they have asked that members ensure that all windows and doors are closed to prevent draughts and that all unnecessary lights are switched off.

Candles have been provided in various convenient locations, but members must provide their own matches.

The chimenea is no longer in use. Those wishing ciggy breaks must make their own arrangements with coals, shovels etc.

Tonight's raffle prizes, appropriately, include

a fleecy blanket (some dog hairs)
a hot water bottle cover (pink, knitted only one hole)
half a pair of blue bed socks
half a pair of orange bed socks

Any further prizes will be gratefully received.

[ladyalex]

Oh no...lordalex missing again, Pru angry with me (if she exists), Ena using a hat pin......
I'm definitely in a decline....

I may never recover from this one......

I'm in a decline......

[Lardhelmet_2]

My paraffin heater seems to have disappeared. Who's half inched it?

[ttfn]

Steady on - we are going into freefall here. Talking of which where is that nice young Alex from the RAF - per ardua ad astra? Me thinks there is more room in his Vauxhall Astra than my A30

[ladyalex]

Is that code ?

I'm declining.....

[Mamyalynne]

Milady sniff on the salts and head between knees please what a night

[Lardhelmet_2]

Have you still got the hots for Alexandererd ttfn? Thought you'd moved on!

[ttfn]

ahem milady - please rewind the video - I have not used a hatpin. Talk about give a dog a bad name. Salts over here please matron, fainting again, deja vu, what a palaver tonight!

[ladyalex]

The sal volatile is helping, Mamya, but I'm still declining....

[anneasquith]

window cleaner. eh ttfn. did he use a j cloth ?

[Meg]

Last time mi'lady declined she started singing. Can't face that again!! Night allxx

[ladyalex]

I feel a little better now, so will make my way to bed................

Good night everyone.
This has been quite a night.
Thanks for all the laughs and see you all next week, if we're spared.
ladyalex ;-))

[ttfn]

G'night miss meg - sweet dreams and ttfn♥ - I never even saw his chammy let alone a j cloth! Didn't know window cleanerss had personalised hankies with their initials on

[Lardhelmet_2]

G'night m'lady - thank you for your usual hospitality

[ttfn]

G'night milady - sweet dreams to you too, ttfn ♥
Poor Prudentia - she was a little battle weary from earlier in the week with the gnome of zurich, I believe.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Milady have lit a little nightlight by your bed and covers are turned down and warming pan in.

[Prudentia]

By your deeply offensive and totally absurd accusations you have destroyed any credibility that you may once have enjoyed, I feel very sorry for you, perhaps it is you that should have retired to bed a litle earlier. ......Prudentia, and now Ladyalex if you have a shred of decency, apologise publicly and unreservedly otherwise you have a sad pathetic claim to be any sort of a lady... i and others on here await your reply...

[alexanderd]

Well, well well what is going on here I am late one night and subs go up, people swimming in the moat and I havent a clue about the window cleaner

[anneasquith]

good night all.

[alexanderd]

whas it somethig I said Anne?

[Lardhelmet_2]

Night Anne