Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening all.

It has come to the attention of the Committee that the electricity bills for these premises have increased to enormous proportions. They are now electricity williams.
Consquently, they have asked that members ensure that all windows and doors are closed to prevent draughts and that all unnecessary lights are switched off.

Candles have been provided in various convenient locations, but members must provide their own matches.

The chimenea is no longer in use. Those wishing ciggy breaks must make their own arrangements with coals, shovels etc.

Tonight's raffle prizes, appropriately, include

a fleecy blanket (some dog hairs)
a hot water bottle cover (pink, knitted only one hole)
half a pair of blue bed socks
half a pair of orange bed socks

Any further prizes will be gratefully received.

[Prudentia]

At one point it was touch and go, fortunately Marjorie's friend was here, she had a little touch and went....Prudentia...xxxx

[ladyalex]

I don't suspect you of anything, lardhelmet....well nothing other than...but we don't talk abut that.

[boxtops]

I must get new specs, I thought ttfn said she apologised for being lardy......

[ladyalex]

Prudentia...too much information.....

[ttfn]

<<sniggers>> indeed you are lardy - I seem to remember making the suggestion on that one too ROFL. Ladya - I confirm this is the real, the one and only (thank the lord) lardy yay ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no Lardy not you, do have a drinky

[Lardhelmet_2]

Thank you m'lady. Anymore mulled wine left in the gazunder please?

[ladyalex]

I do hope there is more mulled wine. I feel the need of a stiff drink this evening......

[Lardhelmet_2]

I think poodicat1 may have been plucked from our bosom - perhaps Ed chucked 'em in the moat

[ladyalex]

I think I would have noticed if someone plucked my bosom......

[Mamyalynne]

Seems to be quieting down, let us regroup and have a tipple.

[ladyalex]

I am in the queue with boxtops for new specs.....misread your post Mamya....the word in question I now see is Tipple!

[anneasquith]

any nibbles mamy ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Yes curried veg puff parcels, warm mini pork pies and crumpets for toasting

[Lardhelmet_2]

Ooh - I love a nice hot crumpet. Pass me the toasting fork mamy - I'm going in!

[Prudentia]

Lady Alex, Marjorie is rather excited tonight, please make allowances, she is rather nice, and a little insecure, once tied to the bed a little later she'll be fine...Prudentia xxx

[ladyalex]

I can only repat myself, Prudentia...too much information.

Have a nibble.

[Mamyalynne]

Nothing wrong with a bit of erotica Pru, does Marj fancy a crumpet, you could untie her just for a while.

[anneasquith]

is it painful ladyalex ?ie. repat. lol

[ladyalex]

OMG did I say that out loud ?