Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[alexanderd]

just who has been casting nasturtions about me and askyourgran, just because I gave her a lift home on the unicycle It was all strictly pluetonic. talking of tonic these tailcocks are deliscious tonight and the liqourice and cucumber sandwiches are to die forl

[ttfn]

You cannot deny it alexanderd - gran has got a twinkle in her eyes whenever she sees you, she loves your charm too.

[alexanderd]

Matron if you had seen the food over there you would be grateful I didnt bring you any, I wont say the burgers were rare but I am sure one of them was mooing

[alexanderd]

I think you will find that is smoke in her eye, I havent worn a charm for years, still in the medallion stage

[Meg]

Evening Alex, always a treat to see you.
How do you fell about turning the estate into a home for homeless giraffes?

Only for 2 weeks mind while her ladyship is away.

[ttfn]

The word is that gran has won on the g.g.'s today - matron is understandably upset that nothing has come our way of the 'windfall'. Perhaps you can cheer matron up with a twirl on the patio?

[alexanderd]

well if we got some Giraffes in they would save me cutting the grass. Do giraffes eat grass?

[ttfn]

only the extremely long grass

[alexanderd]

ttfn I am just the man for a twirl on the patio, John Travolta eat your heart out

[Meg]

No idea, do giraffes stoer grass in their humps, or is that camels with fat? I'm off outside showing a bit iof leg and hitching a lift home, god help anyone who picks me up!! Nite all, those new tailcocks were really good mamya, only you couldhave come up with that conncoction

[alexanderd]

although last time i trod on her toes, I suspect that is why she stuck that needle in me

[Mamyalynne]

Gosh we don't want a giraffe crisis, they are harder to winch up than I am, glad you liked the sarnies the liquorice will keep us going he he.

[alexanderd]

licquorice and cucumber! I could be in trouble tomorrow, think I might just stop at home!!

[ttfn]

good night meg - safe journey home, and do keep your suspenders snapped shut! ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Night Meg, ooh would love a twirl around Alex ♥

[alexanderd]

O K Matron get your dancing shoes on here we go Wheeeee!!!

[Mamyalynne]

Tra la la, you remind me a bit of julio Iglooses

[alexanderd]

Does Jullio live in an igloo? I never knew that, oh its my fave the old fashioned two-step( I only know one of them though but I am sure we will manage)

[ttfn]

I thought Julio lived down in the school yard - do they have igloos in school yards - we just had corrugated loos in ours

[Mamyalynne]

two step huh, will put my stick down that will only confuss the issue, do hold me up