Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

There have been some recent reports of damp patches on the upstairs grand landing. The cleaning staff have been working overtime to overcome this problem, sadly without complete success.
Members are , therefore, requested to be extra careful with the waterworks.

Members are also respectfully reminded that Rule 7 still always applies.
The Committee has been made aware of some breeches .

Non-raffle prizes will be gratefully received .

[Mamyalynne]

Oh my goodness nip out for a ciggie, get accosted by a guy in a beret pretending to be an Avon lady and this happens, put yer head atween your knees garn and I shall rustle up some more heavy duty drinkies to go with supper.

[Mamyalynne]

come on gals!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg

[Mamyalynne]

night missmeg and alex too take care, see you soon.

[ttfn]

good night alexanderd. keep the pesky skates away from gran - she is welcome to my tesco trolley for the journey home - at least it is down hill and so long as the guard geese keep her away from the moat I am sure she will be fine. I like guy mitchell mamya - just another small medicinal tot please - not that flippin small - ta. my feet have started to tap again - the circulation is back - goody

[askyourgran]

Oh dearie me the puddle, my hottie has definately had it I'll chuck it in the bin on my way out. What on earth was that red man with the feathers doing, it looked like the hokey cokey not the hula hula. Are you having another tailcock ttfn one for the road?

[ttfn]

yes please gran, then there are both pavements, the grass verges and I am sure I can think up some more. I will look out a good old fashioned stone hottie for you gran. They make excellent hic flasks. sorry - hip flasks

[Mamyalynne]

Nightcaps comig up - thats the drink not the headgaer hic! oops have been on the bubbly wheres the bisodol

[ttfn]

no bison in sight mamya - just the kangaroo

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I'm seeing animals too, the fizzy stuff allers does this oh why do I do it Hic Burp bubble, sorry>
Are you OK ttfn or am I neglecting you, pick a tune from the jukebox of life.♫

[Mamyalynne]

like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5u8E4s57I0

[askyourgran]

My memory is getting bad, it was Guy Mitchell with the hula skirt. Don't know why I plumped for Frank Ifield. Thank you for that mamya.

Oh good nightcaps. Just the one and then I'll really have to go. Oooh don't remind me of pavements and grass verges ttfn, I'll have to put my specs on to go home.

[Mamyalynne]

Can break Humphrey out the stables and give you a lift, have a drink and worry about it later.

[askyourgran]

Oops frightened the OH to death then Don't sit under the apple tree was a bit loud then. I'm going to need a hoist up to get on Humphrey.

[ttfn]

I do love those liver salt girls.

Try this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_w3UG6C_Mo

[ttfn]

Oh so - you can get a hoist on the nhs then gran (;-))

[Mamyalynne]

Fab we should get a coach trip going, start asavings fund. Boogie woogie is my fave, love to go to the bazaars in Morrocco

[askyourgran]

The road to Morocco home on Hump -hrey do you reckon we'd make it ttfn (:¬))

[ttfn]

As I recall that camel had more than a walk on part - didn't it spit in Bing's face - I remember Bob chuckling about it (or it might have been t'other way round, but I am close)

[ttfn]

Anyone for a quick sarnie to soak up the jungle juice. I have tongue (think I might give that a miss tonight) or corned beef - with or without the mustard?

[askyourgran]

Well I really have to love you and leave you all. I have to go now before I turn into a pumpkin. Goodnight everyone.