Mad Over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good Evening. The Club is now open.

Welcome everyone.

At the last Committee meeting it was decided that there would be no further raffles.

However, we do have several items intended for the raffle.....

half a pair of cotton gloves (Size 7 pink)
4 packets of Fig Rolls
A small tin of Hawick Balls
and a packet of Tenas.

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.turnbullsh...eets-and-chocolate/19

[petal54]

00h! little brown balls

[boxtops]

Thank you mamya - of the ilk of Kendal Mint Cake then?

[ladyalex]

More like Uncle Joe's mint balls than mint cake I'd say...but I'm no expert.

[ladyalex]

Have you heard of Berwick Cockles ?

[ladyalex]

Petal...what or who are you hunting ?

Mamya ...have you actually dialled ?

[boxtops]

No - once again I know Berwick and I know Cockles - Scottish Border little molluscs - not - then?

[petal54]

no need for straight jackets yet,found the lost hen

[boxtops]

Had she laid, we need to know things like that?

[ladyalex]

You haven't lived, boxtops...

http://www.villageswe...om/showprod_MNT22.htm

Petal, are you quite well this week ?

[petal54]

unfortunatly no golden eggs,maybe will find some tomorrow @ end of the rainbow

[petal54]

i'm fine,went to Morrisons earlier,too crowded,came home with a pen and a dishcloth

[ladyalex]

Is it going to rain tomorrow ?
It's been miserable today.

There's a whole line of wood pigeons sitting on the beech tree looking in on us with very aggressive expressions on their little birdy faces.
I think it's the weather affecting them.

[ladyalex]

A pen and a dishcloth...hm.....did you have a particular purpose in mind, or were they impulse buys ?

[boxtops]

I have seen them there sweeties but not known that was their name! Hey petal, that was a bargain, we have a new Morrisons near us, I can't find anything in there at all at the moment!

[Mamyalynne]

I haven`t dialled yet milady can`t find the phone.

I shall fetch the gun and get the pigeons am in fighting mode tonight.

Did I hear Uncle Joe is back or just his balls.

[petal54]

needed the pen,not too sure re the cloth,you could use it to cheer up the pigeons,they sound like my cat looked when it was snowing & she needed the little cats room

[ladyalex]

You'll be telling me that you've never heard of Sanquhar Gloves next......

[ladyalex]

Mamya, I would be so grateful if you would get rid of those pigeons...I've counted 13 of them .

I'm sure Uncle Joe is around here somewhere. If we see his balls, he usually follows.

[ladyalex]

I'm not letting pigeons in here to use the litter box, petals......I've cleaned up after pigeons before.