Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone. The club is now open.

It would be much appreciated if we had a good turnout of members tonight .

A talk has been organised entitled 1001 things to do with a carpet sweeper, which I am sure you are all looking forward to.
Lordalex cannot wait. He likes a good turnout.

[Meg]

Good grief, are things that bad that you've sold half your crown!!! My thoughts are with you.

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much , Miss Meg.
Any contribution that you would like to make towards our upkeep will be gratefully received.

Body searches then, is it ?

[dunfermline]

could someone maybe move this post to chatterbank please,its got nothing to do with quizzes and puzzles.thank you.

[Mamyalynne]

Hes dreaming in old adverts has he been swigging from the bottle under the sink?

[ladyalex]

Oh dear, the quizzes and puzzles police have turned up again

[alexanderd]

does Lordalex dream in black and white like my telly

[alexanderd]

dont worry Mlady I have a black belt in Origami if there is any trouble

[ladyalex]

I would imagine he does. Everything else about him is black and white...well, grey mainly.

He's muttering 'I knew Mamya woud remember. he he he. A big big carpet.' now. Sometimes I do wonder if we will have to make enquiries at the home for the bewildered.

[ladyalex]

You're such a comfort, alexanderd.
Mind you, my Tai chi could come in.

[Meg]

Not the bewildered lot... Meg shuffles under table.

[Mamyalynne]

Messsage for dunfirmline this has been cleared by the powers that be and takes up only one space! Plus we are too befuddled to climb all the way up there!

Milady fancy his lordship recalling our time on the rug LOL

[ladyalex]

Don't worry, Miss Meg.
It's all cleared up now. It appears that lordalex and Mamya may have...well let's draw a veil.

I think it's time your wages went up again, Mamya. You know why.

[Meg]

Mamya, I am shocked at this revelation!! Hope it was sheepskin, is Dumbfermiline in Scotland?

[ladyalex]

Thankfully, Dunfermline is in Scotland.

Their football team is known locally as the PArs, short for paralytics, I believe.
Make what you like of that.

[Mamyalynne]

well I thought it arrogant to expect us at our age to decamp

yes miss meg was a soft landing and no burns involved

[alexanderd]

mamya the punchbowl is empty again can I top it up with this creme-de-menthe and carrot juice?

[Meg]

Oh well, take it as it comes. Is anybody going to the chippy, I would like a turry and pips.

[Mamyalynne]

certainly alex and have found some chartreuse and benedictine too

[Mamyalynne]

write down the chippy order and I will get a blobby man to go

[ladyalex]

My usual , please. Chips and a cornichon.

I expect that you will be paying for mine, Mamya, now that we've brought up that old Incident......