MM and KM Links April 2008 [Week 3]

[crofter]

Good Evening AB Linkers, everywhere!

Welcome to this, the third week in the reign of Lady Lysander, who had an absolutely perfect launch last weekend and plans another for you tomorrow. Last week the scoring was quite brisk and we hope for the same again. I have since learned that the early leader, Slaney O'Hotshot has returned to the Emerald Isle in her peat-fuelled motorised vehicle, so the field is truly wide open.

Look out for Lysander's posting which should appear at 8.45am and her four words to be linked should be declared at 9.00am tomorrow, when MM Links kicks off in earnest. Don't forget the international version of this same game is called KM Links, which I jokingly said had been designed for "Insomniacs Anonymous", since it kicks off at the unearthly hour of about 06.30am! I also made some ambiguous comments about my very good friend and "fellow" conspirator, seekeerz, who keeps score in the "Sister" Link Game. She fully understands that it is often necessary to play the agent provocateur in these situations (and my bloody nose is nearly better!).

I wonder what Lysander will be up to tomorrow? Kick Boxing or Bare Knuckles Fighting? Tune in and find out!

Until tomorrow ~ "Happy Linking"!

:O)

[Strix]

How right you are, sarumite, it is all to do with the corkscrew...

..as against the counter-corkscrew...

[evsajo]

Hi..it's Kay....really...it is.....:-)))
Strix...that's all you men can think of.....corks!!!

As it happens it was a SCREW top!!!!

[evsajo]

It wasn't me it was HER honestly!!!!!!

[Strix]

Now, without hurting yourself, you can achieve the same result (bloody wine) by buying this, a posh version (for those old enough to remember Bulls Blood wine):
www.tintoyblanco.com.au

[Strix]

Sorry - full web address for bulls blood is:

http://www.tintoyblanco.com.au/wine/torres-san gre-de-toro-2004/

and, evsajo, you are quite right I am without screw-pulls

[evsajo]

Hi Strix....Pauline here...Kay and I were wondering..we don't have much information about you!!...We know you have a long suffering wife!!!...but what else should we know about you???

[sarumite]

Strix ... I'm afraid an early departure's on the cards for me. Just be careful exactly how much info you divulge to the shrubbery hellcats .... it may well be stored and used against you in the fullness of time!! (S) ☺

[Strix]

Ah, Pauline & Kay, there is at least one other on this website who knows about me, but then I know she is not a sneak. So you will have to keep guessing and supposing or putting two and two together.
Whilst you ponder I will totter off for another snifter.
Toodle-pip

[evsajo]

Curiosity killed the Hellcats!!!! Revenge will be sweet Sarumite!!!!!
Strix, we are now going to have an in depth discussion about you!!!!

[Strix]

Sarumite, sorry for your not that early departure, but not surprising after a gastroscope (one consolation, I suppose, was it was not from the other entrance!).
AS to revealing too much, NO chance, but amused by the "hellcats" moniker - leads neatly on to tomorrows KM and MM LYNX words!
Just time for a nightcap.

[evsajo]

Sarumite...goodnight TIGER!!!
Strix...you are just Mr PURRfect!!!....or are you really an alley cat???!!
Us two refined felines can cope with anything!!

[x-ray]

Good evening sarumite, strix, pauline and kay.
Have just read through the topics of discussion in the shrubbery tonight. - nothing much new - the mysteries of the female are always a good talking point.

[evsajo]

Hi x-ray...where have you been??
We needed a man who could 'see through' us...and give us a run for our money!! Sarumite and Strix are scaredy cats!!

[evsajo]

Just for reference the last two posts weren't me they were her!!!!!

[Strix]

I think there is, probably, no more terrifying thing than two felines, in particular a mother and daughter, hunting for prey.
So I'm running scared, and see you, DV in the morning

[evsajo]

And pray tell us Strix...who is the mother and who is the daughter??!!!....Before you run off and hide!!!

[Strix]

Yea, we are scaredy cats, but are, now, rather reassured that mum is distancing herself from your antics!
United we stand, but divided you fall.

Us lot, males that is, at this time of night, after a decent bellyfull of hooch, we, too, fall - over.........

[x-ray]

Actually I can't see through anything, I am just part of the skeleton staff.
It is a bit confusing tonight with posts coming from two different people with the same user name, although I think I have worked out which one is pauline.
Don't quite understand strix comment on mother and daughter.
Sorry for the long PAWS

[Strix]

Oh crikey, now you've got me worried, but it is at least down to one - isn't it?
I'm suddenly feeling lonely and vulnerable.
HELP

[evsajo]

Strix...lonely and vulnerable should be the least of your worries!!!
x-ray...did you not know that paulineward is an alter ego of evsajo!!!