Royal Wedding Caption Competition

[DTCwordfan]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2018/05/19/TELEMMGLPICT000164016925_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqXfJMPfENEq5oPh9E8lUElbXot50Qc_vM60sRY4jpCKQ.jpeg?imwidth=1400

Prince Philip, "What are you thinking about?"

The Queen, "The day that we got spliced."

Entries please.....

[Cassa33333]

I just farted. But I don’t think anyone noticed.

[mallyh]

well you did ask me if your bum looked big in your dress.

[Cassa33333]

Philip - Cheer up old girl, we can go back and watch it on the telly box later and make jokes about all the silly and pretentious hats.

[DTCwordfan]

"Damn, I'm missing the racing at Newmarket for this."

[aelmpvw]

at least we have an excuse for not attending that tedious football match

[Old_Geezer]

Would you like the front half of the newspaper, I want the sports bit ?

God no, I don't know why we buy it during family weddings.

[Tuvok]

QE2: I think I left the iron on

[Voltage]

"Americans Tch!"

[NoMercy]

Hmmmm, I thought Pippa had a nice *** but Priyanka! Come to Daddy!

[ichkeria]

Do you think anyone will notice I’m wearing part of the cake?

[Voltage]

"One is not amused"!

[jennyjoan]

[anneasquith]

Philip " I've gone commando again " .!!!!

[weecalf]

did you say hip hip harry ?

[Prudie]

God they come over here, steal our princes....

[Sqad]

Philip: Honestly Liz, I didn't have an affair with that woman, she was just a good friend.

[douglas9401]

As the archbishop came to the end of the ceremony, Elizabeth pondered the emptiness of everything and chances missed.

[Sqad]

Philip: Anyway, what about you and that fellow Andy-Hughes?

[tiggerblue10]

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes.......

This isn't the time nor the place to play the 'first one to blink' game...

[ummmm]

From Facebook....

When you're plotting a car crash and realised you've used that one before.