What Did Santa Bring You ?

[tamaris]

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[tamaris]

He brought me a cold, naughty Santa, I am off to bed. I hope you all had a special day x

[Jackdaw33]

F All. Par for the course. I'm beginning to think he isn't real.

[tamaris]

Haha

[tonyav]

Loads of things. But I have been a good boy so Santa visited me ;-)

[tamaris]

Soz didn't see the similar threads

[tonyav]

If you mean those below yours, tamaris their years old.

[fraser]

A hangover!!!

[Buenchico]

I only ever get one prezzie (or, more accuraretly, a collection of prezzies), which comes from the world's number one family. I've not opened the big box from them yet though, as
(a) I like to save it until the end of the day ; and
(b) there's a cat, who must not be disturbed, fast asleep on top of it!

(Actually I know that it contains 'clothing and food', because that was in the package description emailed to me by the courier, but I don't know exactly what).

[tamaris]

Oh you are right Chris as always. I didn't look at the dates.

[Bazile]

Your 'e off to bed with Santa?

[gness]

Hi, Tamaris.....I've had some really beautiful and thoughtful presents but my favourite so far is something I just didn't know I needed.....

It's a motion detecting light that sits under the toilet seat........yes motion as in it knows I've entered a dark bathroom, before you start..........it then illuminates the inside of the toilet bowl in a colour of my choice so I don't need to switch the light on and wake everyone else up......

Nobody else lives here for me to wake up and I never get up in the night to go to the loo............but blow that......this gadget is fantastic.......such fun!

I now just want a visitor with an over active bladder.......☺

[Jackdaw33]

I'm intrigued. Who is is the world's number one family?

[tonyav]

Could be edible clothing then, Chris.

http://www.cmybacon.com/2010/11/edible-clothing/

[Buenchico]

Oy!

You're mixing me up with Tony!

Let's get this clear: I'm the one under the table and he's the one playing strip patience with himself.

[tamaris]

Haha Frazer. I got loads of smellies in gift boxes, a book, a necklace, purse, Fererro chocs, money,wine and a calendar.

[tonyav]

I now just want a visitor with an over active bladder.......☺


I've had a few pints, gness ;-)

[Buenchico]

>>> Who is is the world's number one family?

As far as I'm concerned, this lot . . .
http://img12.rajce.idnes.cz/d1203/12/12007/12007409_ab4cb4c4afadc11e2979f28de39cc3bb/images/BBQ16.jpg

[tonyav]

Let's get this clear: I'm the one under the table and he's the one playing strip patience with himself


( Doh, don't put it on YouTube Chris ).

[gness]

I'm sure you'll do fine then, Tony.......and do change the colour of the light to suit you.....x

[jno]

It's a motion detecting light that sits under the toilet seat.

uh... yeah... but it doesn't come on if you just sit there, right?