Nose Shaper

[Cloverjo]

While searching for the name of something I mentioned in a recent thread about sinuses, I came across this.
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I've never seen or heard of such a thing. Have any of you? I looks like a joke, but I'm sure it's not.

[jno]

I've never heard of it either.

My nose is actually the only part of my body that looks okay, what I need is a full-body shaper.

[Sqad]

Tell me it's a joke.

[sandyRoe]

By the time you were old enough to realise you have a grotesque neb it would be too late to do much about it.
The device would need to be used on babes and infants to be efficacious.

[jackthehat]

My first thought was, "I don't have a purple nose......."

It seems a very strange thing to want/need to use, but some of the reviews are positive, so I suppose there must be a willing market.

[grasscarp]

I read the reviews -
I'm not sure if it does make a change because I personally can't wear it without not breathing properly. Maybe I am wearing it wrong so it's uncomfortable for me. But hey it's worth a try. Everyone is different

[sandyRoe]

Jackthehat, drink plenty of port. I believe that would give the purple colouring.

[grasscarp]

Your nose looks all white to me Sandy

[wolf63]

People will pay £3 for it knowing that it probably won't work but they know that they are not breaking the bank.

I wonder if they make something that helps boobs defy gravity.

[sandyRoe]

Underneath the make-up it's as red as Bardolphs.

[sandyRoe]

Some kind of a sling-like device? Now, there's an idea. ☺

[aelmpvw]

///I wonder if they make something that helps boobs defy gravity.///
a shelf with a backstrap might work

[dustypuss]

It looks like something that you may find in an Adult shop to me!- Not! That I have ever visited an adult shop;-0

[Barsel]

///It looks like something that you may find in an Adult shop ///
An adult shop for masochists! x

[Daffy6543]

That wouldn't work, it doesn't even sit on the bridge of the nose, it just squishes the nostrils closed. It advises 15 minutes use per day, you'd need a permanent splint for weeks to get any real effect.

[Daffy6543]

This one is even weirder!
Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

[AlwaysConfused]

Inspiring! These are a bit cheaper, and most people have these at home:
Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation
Should do the job :)

[Barsel]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ideal if you like that pinched look, then they can be used for their original purpose, decorating your wedding tables. WHAT ?????

[andy-hughes]

This nonsense panders to the same sort of insecurity that means penis 'enhancers' are all over the Internet.

People probably worry about their noses second after penises for men, and breats for women, so there is a massive market in a 'quick fix' scheme.

But think about it - of someone had invented a clip that put x-hundred-thousand plastic surgeons out of business overnight, is it not likely that the media would have noticed?

And that the inventor would not be peddling it on the Internet, he would have a network of distributors, and oversee things from his private island.

I would remodel my entire face if i could, but I honestly have better things to spend my money on - my wife and children for a start!

[dustypuss]

^^^and a penis enhancer^^^ ;-)

[andy-hughes]

dustypuss - "^^^and a penis enhancer^^^ ;-)"

Nope - don't need one of those!

I am not bragging - after all, I didn't raise it in a greenhouse, I was just fortunate with what nature doled out - but she had her revenge with my baldy head, sticky-out ears, bad skin, weight gain, gout, and depression!!!