Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

well, here we are again. Another Saturday and time for Mad Over Fifties Club, so come on in for a giggle! Igor is on standby to collect, brooms, wellies, brollies and other sundry items, just don't hope for their safe return at the end of our evening as he likes to hide them about the Towers, and his memory isn't what it was......
Our tailcock tonight is the is the "Soggy Saturday" well named I think. It is an interesting brew with quite a kick! We also have the return of the Running Buffet - catch it if you can ...... For the less fit among us a light supper has been laid in the Snug, it includes volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies, as well as a delicious selection of other goodies.
We have a DJ booked for members wishing to dance down in the ballroom.
As always all our facilities are available to members, though I would recommend that members might prefer to remain indoors this evening in view of the inclement weather.
Queenie sends her apologies she will not be joining us this evening.
For the rofl I have:
3 bottles of Rose bubble bath (would the winner kindly refrain from tossing it in the moat or in the fountains - thank you)
Bag of odd socks - mostly left ones
12 Back issues of The Lady Magazine

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

That dates you DT, and me I suppose.

[tonyav]

And me :-(

[Igor61]

Does anyone need anything else? I may slope off for a break

[nungate]

I'm saying nothing.

[DaisyNonna]

Not read the tide tables today but did have to throw stuff out of the fridge.

[DTCwordfan]

Aaaah, great to be 30 next year, isn't it!

[tonyav]

Why is that Daisy, was it sinking.


Another bucket for me please Igor, before you slope off.

[Igor61]

Your bucket, Tony sir. I shall be back in a little while

[tonyav]

Thanks Igor, you've certainly earned your break.

[nungate]

I haven't decided yet how old I'm going to be on my next birthday, but I do know what I really want for a pressie! (Daisy knows!)

[DaisyNonna]

Still thirty in my head. Strange to think I have children older than me!

[DTCwordfan]

aaah, the fountain of eternal youth, says he waxing lyrical............

[DaisyNonna]

Still working out how to drop hints.

[nungate]

Mr N keeps saying he's waiting for me to grow up - I doubt whether that will ever happen

[tonyav]

I do know what I really want for a pressie! (Daisy knows!)


C'mon nungate, spill ?.


I haven't decided whether to be 22 or 23 yet.

[nungate]

under the circumstances that information will only be revealed (privately) prior to the date or definitely on 19/09/14

[DTCwordfan]

wasn't that the day war broke out?

Now I wonder if there is a nifter of malt around here?

[tonyav]

Are you open to bribery though, nungate ;-)

[queenofmean]

No idea when I'll be home but I do need to use the machine - need clean clothes for next week

[nungate]

no, bribery won't work on this occasion.......................we have some malt extract in the pantry DT or are you looking for the more "liquid" form?