Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Just as I was about to post the laptop did a "thing" and I lost everything!
So come on in everybody, Igor is at the door waiting to gather up all your coats and cloaks and broomsticks so he can hide them all over the Towers.
Queenie sends her regrets, she won't be joining us this evening her dad has taken her to a speedway meeting to cheer her up a bit
The Tailcock for tonight is the "Sunny Evening"
The hot plate special tonight is a Toad in the Hole with onion gravy (Frank the minion went on a toad hunt and every one he caught went into tonight's dish) as always there are the world famous, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies and on our pudding trolley there we have a tarte tatin with whipped cream.
The Minstrels have got in again and they are already up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas. For members wishing to dance we have engaged the services of the Wilf Bumstead Swing Band and they will be playing down in the Ball Room. All our usual entertainments are available to members, the indoor pool, the bungee, hot tub, and library are all open to members and as we are now into warmer weather and lighter evenings we have opened up te gardens and grounds for members wishing to explore the Towers surroundings, we have even cleared the paths leading down to the beach, and although the water is a tad on the cold side it is still very pleasant to sit and watch the sun set.
For the rofl I offer:
1 defunct washer dryer
1 defunct chest freezer
1 defunct upright freezer (they all died at once)
Packaging from replacement freezer and washer (an expensive week! we may eat again sometime in August)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[Igor61]

We have MacAllan, I'm sure, I just pop out and chip some rocks

[DaisyNonna]

KP gets my vote.

[tonyav]

Careful slappy !. those naughty nuns are dangerous.

[lady-janine]

just put into a glass please. wee bit of water and that's it. thanks soooo very much.

[lady-janine]

sssuuuuuuuuusssssssh tony. don't give away all my secrets.

[nungate]

True enough Ton, Xavi is playing too deep and doesn't make the connection with Messi, Cesc is becoming a bit directionless, Tata insists on playing Neymar up front with Messi when Pedro and Alexis have a better score rate, notwithstanding the fact that Messi likes going down the middle and he hasn't been allowed to, and instead of buyoing copd of decent centre half's or whatever they are called these days the board spends money on Neymar, another striker we have strikers coming out of our ears and still sometimes the way they've played they couldn't have bought a goal!!

[nungate]

Mine too Daisy


Naughty nuns Tony, Lady J, Me or both?

[Igor61]

your Scotch miladies

[stewey]

Cricket? Style? Knitting?...I'm losing the thread here.

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps they could try tatting.

[tonyav]

nungate, I think you should be the manager.


you and lj.

[lady-janine]

hits the spot igor. you are such a treasure.

[lady-janine]

lace making or crochet?

[nungate]

knitting Stewey? No knitters here, maybe some stitchers. How are you?
Been across the field yet or is that a joy yet to come, given the time difference? Nice to see you pop in though

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Stewey! Great that you are here.

[stewey]

Not to mention string-vests.

[BigMac]

Flying visit - just time for a Sunny Evening - apologies.

Don't take my coat, have to leave soon. Can't book a table for lunch tomorrow 'cause of the footie - HAVE to go early (maybe even now) to take one of the 'first come, first served' tables so the family can join me. #CYOR #YNWA

For the riffle:
Mourinho's modesty (limited supply)
Ryan Giggs' superinjunction (used)
One squeaky bum

[Igor61]

Madame often says that I am a treasure though she hasn't a clue where I was dug up! I came to the Towers with one of her ancestors, it'll all be in my memoir, which we have been too busy to work on of late

[tonyav]

Hi ya, stewey, who knitted your string vest ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Lace making, might encourage play making. Delicate but hardwearing.