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Good evening and Happy Easter to all members of the MOFC and, indeed we at the Towers would like to extend those greetings to all members of AB.
Igor is back on duty at the entrance waiting to collect for concealment all coats, cloaks, and broomsticks in his various crooks and nannies members should note that there is no guarantee that these items will be returned at the end of our revels, though they may eventually turn up at some point
Our Tailcock this evening is in keeping with the season and is the Chocabunny" our resident mixologist does like to keep things current.
The Hot Plate Special tonight will be a honey roasted gammon, with new potatoes and that perennial favourite, cabbage.................. Of course it would not be MOFC if we did not have those favourites, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies, so beloved by MOFC members. On the pudding trolley tonight we have profiteroles, with chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream.
Our entertainment tonight comes from the Minstrels how do they manage to keep on getting in? with their usual selection of madrigals,and toccattas, though, tonight they are promising to "mix" things up a little and toss in the odd fugue!
Down in the Ballroom, we have a brand new band, the Fidgeridoos, who are going to provide us with classic old songs played on didgeridoos ........ please, didgeridon't..................
As always our faciltities are open to all members, the indoor pool loves company and we have a selection of swimwear for members to put on for swimming, (please do not offend the indoor pool by skinny dipping, he doesn't like that sort of thing) Up on the topmost tower the bungee is waiting for the more daring members.... who in their right mind would bungee over a moat full of piranhas? Our well stocked library is waiting for members who might prefer a quieter sort of evening. I am happy to say that the Triffid in the conservatory has been fed and is most amenable to visitors (enjoy it while you can this mood will not last!) I am also pleased to say that later on this evening, Frank, (Igor's minion who has returned briefly from college) has organised a bonfire for members to toast marshmallows and sing camp fire songs (what is that place teaching him?)
Rest assured dear members we have a plethora of delights for you this evening.
Lastly, my apologies for our late start this evening, I was called away on an urgent piece of family business.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
Igor is back on duty at the entrance waiting to collect for concealment all coats, cloaks, and broomsticks in his various crooks and nannies members should note that there is no guarantee that these items will be returned at the end of our revels, though they may eventually turn up at some point
Our Tailcock this evening is in keeping with the season and is the Chocabunny" our resident mixologist does like to keep things current.
The Hot Plate Special tonight will be a honey roasted gammon, with new potatoes and that perennial favourite, cabbage.................. Of course it would not be MOFC if we did not have those favourites, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies, so beloved by MOFC members. On the pudding trolley tonight we have profiteroles, with chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream.
Our entertainment tonight comes from the Minstrels how do they manage to keep on getting in? with their usual selection of madrigals,and toccattas, though, tonight they are promising to "mix" things up a little and toss in the odd fugue!
Down in the Ballroom, we have a brand new band, the Fidgeridoos, who are going to provide us with classic old songs played on didgeridoos ........ please, didgeridon't..................
As always our faciltities are open to all members, the indoor pool loves company and we have a selection of swimwear for members to put on for swimming, (please do not offend the indoor pool by skinny dipping, he doesn't like that sort of thing) Up on the topmost tower the bungee is waiting for the more daring members.... who in their right mind would bungee over a moat full of piranhas? Our well stocked library is waiting for members who might prefer a quieter sort of evening. I am happy to say that the Triffid in the conservatory has been fed and is most amenable to visitors (enjoy it while you can this mood will not last!) I am also pleased to say that later on this evening, Frank, (Igor's minion who has returned briefly from college) has organised a bonfire for members to toast marshmallows and sing camp fire songs (what is that place teaching him?)
Rest assured dear members we have a plethora of delights for you this evening.
Lastly, my apologies for our late start this evening, I was called away on an urgent piece of family business.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
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Yep - just found a pie in the grill and a bag of salad in the oven, fortunately not on. A couple of gems from the mouth.
"I didn't know Steve McQueen had turned black" (a tick for remembering the original) and, three nights ago, a couple walking into the pub in front of us, she being blind with a lovely bitch lab, said in a loud voice, "Surely dogs aren't allowed in here." Later on, the dog was repeatedly refer to as him much to the woman's bemusement. Poor Polly.
"I didn't know Steve McQueen had turned black" (a tick for remembering the original) and, three nights ago, a couple walking into the pub in front of us, she being blind with a lovely bitch lab, said in a loud voice, "Surely dogs aren't allowed in here." Later on, the dog was repeatedly refer to as him much to the woman's bemusement. Poor Polly.
Been there, done that Tony. It's all down to his upbringing she wouldn't let him do anything at home, so all the chickens coming home to roost now.
His heart is in the right place though, shame his head isn't totally clueless!
Best beloved picks up a lot of slack for me as does Queenie, I am limited but organised! I do put him to work when I go down there, he tries to sneak off but I am wise to him and he has to muck in, sadly I can't get there often enough for my satisfaction
His heart is in the right place though, shame his head isn't totally clueless!
Best beloved picks up a lot of slack for me as does Queenie, I am limited but organised! I do put him to work when I go down there, he tries to sneak off but I am wise to him and he has to muck in, sadly I can't get there often enough for my satisfaction
Sorry Anne, I haven't greeted you, I hope you are well. Queenie might not be around tis evening, she's preparing her chamber for a guest who's coming to stay, lot of rearranging to be done as the cats occupy the spare and we have to fit another bed into hers - going to be a fun week! Toe is improving, must be those antibiotics having the desired effect!
Can I have Igor fetch you something?
Can I have Igor fetch you something?
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