Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and welcome to tonights Mad Over Fifties Club. All of us at Nungate Towers hope you had a lovely Christmas.
Igor is on annual leave this weekend, he should be with us next week.
After last week's very big ball things tonight are a little low key at the towers.
Tonight's Tailcock is 'The Hoolie' a concoction that will certainly either blow you away or blow your socks off! On the Hot Plate this evening we have a mild Chicken Curry with plentiful amounts of rice, if you are looking for something lighter we have a warmed duck salad or pate with Melba Toasts. We also have the usual Canopies and Horses Doovers! On the pudding trolley we have a Triple Chocolate Mousse (no animals were hurt in the making of said mousse!)
The usual bands have other commitments this evening BUT we have brought out the Jukebox so you tonight club members are in charge of the music.
We have giant dominoes or chess set up in the games room.
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely and the minibar has been re-stocked.
For the Rofl we have
job lot of wrapping paper (used)
box of broken baubles
one glass fairy (chipped wing)
one santa suit (XS) only has one boot
selection box (empty)
Plant will be acting as butler tonight
A warm Welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, Carriages at Midnight

[nungate]

No, the kindle fire is fine but it's not really good for touch typing and the less said about the predictive text the better!

[DaisyNonna]

Who messed up my stars? No wonder my spells don't work. [mutter mutter mutter]

[tonyav]

Who messed up my stars? No wonder my spells don't work. [mutter mutter mutter]

Daisy, see gness about that !.

[lady-janine]

nun sorry to hear you're not well. hope you get better soon.

hope that isn't the cause tony. we only moved 10 of them and there's another 14 to go.

daisy - i don't think it matters how tatty it is ther must be some magic left. i will let you know.

[nungate]

Have felt better but hope to get to the bottom of what ails me soon, I have appointments coming up in the next couple of weeks.

You are moving railway sleepers?

[tonyav]

I mean't you being outside in wet weather, lj.

[lady-janine]

no it was dry when we moved them tony.

[DaisyNonna]

Should they not have alighted at the terminus lj?

[tonyav]

Ah right, thats my theory blown out of the water then, lj.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks for the music Tony.

[murraymints]

Helloooo ..everyone.. I've just swam the channel..having escapees that Turkish jail... ..loads please Igor ..sparkly please...volly vonts !!!

[tonyav]

Good moaning, minty. Glad you've finally escaped those Turks !.

[nungate]

Minty!!!! As I live and breathe! Igor is away but Plant will fetch you something... do you need some towels? There are puddles.....

[murraymints]

Big Brenda is behind me ten mins....the ossifers will be shortly behind...long story for next week...Tony ...hide me behind that pile of top gear videos...who looks there...tailback !! ...bliss..glug..glug...

[DaisyNonna]

Lekker Slaap.
Thanks for your hospitality
Totsiens

[murraymints]

Tailcock..predictive thingy !! Gies

anuvver..
.....

[tonyav]

Have you found her sparkly, nungate ?.
Minty, don't drip water all over me Top Gear vIDS !.

[tonyav]

G' night, Daisy, sleep tight.

[nungate]

Tony, try the priest hideaway just behind that panelling.

That should keep anyone from finding her - are we to expect a visit from the Turkish police?

[nungate]

Daisy, good night. Safe journey until next time....