Mad Over Fifties Club

nungate | 21:02 Sat 07th Dec 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

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tonyav

Evening your nungateship, hope the towers survived the storm with no damage.
Very kind of the Avon lady to leave you those boxes and for you to put them up in the roffle.
I to have a BIG cardboard box for the roffle contained my new spare wheel, jack and wheel brace and a box of Christmas crackers ( damp bangers ).
If Igor is around, my usual bucket and a plate of volley vonts, please.

nungate

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Evening Tony, what riches indeed. Igor will be along shortly with your drinks

tonyav

Is queenie out at the speedway tonight.

DaisyNonna

Evening nungate and Tony. Thank goodness the weather has calmed a bit. For rifling I have an empty egg box, 3 empty cotton reels and an empty Fairy liquid bottle. Oh, and 2 cardboard toilet roll inners. You can never have enough bibs and bobs for decorations this time of year.

Igor61

Ah, Tony Sir, Good evening Madame Daisy, lovely to see you again.
I have your drinks right here ....

nungate

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No, Queenie is around somewhere, I dare say she'll be along at some point in the evening

Hello Daisy, I hope you are well?

tonyav

Evening Daisy and Igor.

Tony looks for his Blue Peter how to make things book in case he wins Daisy's roffle prizes.

DaisyNonna

Igor thanks. You read my mind! What a true treasure you are.
Hope you did not have any storm damage here nungate.

nungate

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No damage here Daisy, a few flowerpots blown over the garden and so forth but nothing major, thank goodness. I trust you are merely windswept and interesting and not damaged either?

DaisyNonna

Very well thanks nungate. The blood thinning tablets must be working. When I went for my three monthly blood test yesterday there was my blood all over the surgery. Such a pretty colour!

DTCwordfan

Good evening all

one bit of jet engine
one bit of a flotation buoy
one half of a necklace saying 'Sam-'
One bottle of Sambucco - empty bar the dregs
One used ticket to Moscow with Aeroflot
One cartoon of the Jetsons
One pack of a miniature flotilla of warships, more than the current Navy.
One jetski prop (broken shaft)
One Samba dance with Craig Revel

The commonality here, everything being flotsam or jetsam from the great flood. Bits of Lincolnshire up for offer too.....

A bucket please of Slurry and a volley - yum....

nungate

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Know the feeling, I used to fancy a velvet dress in the colour of the blood in the test tube they took from me ....... kinda sick maybe but it was such a nice shade ...
I may pick your brains as I've had some news which I don't much care for
may I send you an e-mail?

lady-janine

greetings to you all. glad to hear that you all survived the storm. was thinking of you and even lit a candle. it worked, it appears.

i need a bucket of tailcock please igor. for over a week i have been unable to access my email account. i cannot communicate with anyone. i keep being told to put in my password. i do this. the whole thing is then rejected and closes down. i do have my throwaway email address ([email protected]) but no list of people and their addresses. so, a bucket of tailcock please. and i feel so lonely.

nungate

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Hello DT - I see you had some storm damage...?

lady-janine

nuns - that is normal for DTC.

DaisyNonna

No lagan DT?

DTCwordfan

Just a walk on the beach, nungate, bits of Northern Ireland floating by! Lady J probably has Norrrfolk floating past her.

Igor61

Your drink Milady J. What a trying week you must have had.
Come and make yourself comfy and we shall bring anythig you need.