Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[Igor61]

I'm very well Sir, thank you for asking.

whispers Sir do you think you could ask Madame if she's going to employ a proper butler or do I get the job?.......and a pay raise?

[DTCwordfan]

sorry to hear that....nungate, look after it or one of us has a saw around, I would surmise.

tony did you see the question of which year it was when Man U were demoted to the 2nd div or the Nationwide?

[DaisyNonna]

When do you sign Tony?

[DTCwordfan]

if there is a good party involved in your promo, I am sure you will have the Madders backing, Igor.

[tonyav]

No haven't seen that DT.

Pssst Igor, I have some dosh for you, remember the super model autograph ?, well I got 68p for it on Ebay.

[DTCwordfan]

tony, the answer is 2014.......

[nungate]

This keyboard is playing up again I'm afraid......

Evening, Daisy, evening Tony......sorry about the result this afternoon

Igor, can you arrange a drinks trolley? I think we're going to be stuck with a load of bananas................... thinks... maybe the local zoo? mmm

[lady-janine]

was really looking forward to sharing a meal with you all tonight but completely ruined now by the inclusion of bananas. Not to worry i've brought some gin with me so will just sip that slowly - well not too slowly.

hugs and kisses to all.

[DaisyNonna]

Please Igor, a drink. Just not banana based. I'll put in a good word for you.

[DTCwordfan]

he'll take it, tony - double wages equivalent.....

[DTCwordfan]

a glass of a 66 La Tache here if you wish, Lady J....

[Igor61]

Oooh cash money.......thank you sir.....

a drinks trolley! What next?

[tonyav]

Tomorrow afternoon, Daisy.
By the way have you brought your dancing shoes ?, I can give you your 'Dirty Dancing' lesson while the minstrels play their version of northern soul's greatest hits.

[DaisyNonna]

Was not too hopeful nungate. At least we scored.

[tonyav]

tony, the answer is 2014.......

LOL LOL LOL.

[nungate]

No need to drink your own Lady J, even as I write Igor is busy assembling a drinks trolley, we have a selection of gins available...

[DTCwordfan]

sorry it's the 1996, these 69s always look the other way up.....

http://www.bbr.com/products-1606-1996-la-tache-grand-cru-domaine-de-la-romanee-conti?list_tab_F=IB and it's still in bond.....

[tonyav]

Yes and we scored first Daisy.

[nungate]

Well Daisy at least they tried their very best I'm sure. Can they still stay up or is it relegation?

[lady-janine]

thank you DTC . that is most kind.

soul boy don't forget you are spoken for. i know the lady concerned is away at the moemnt but you just behave yourself.