The Tarnsman of Gor Book 1 (adapted)
The Nungate laughed and slapped her thigh. "You would have me believe that she is of High Caste," she said. "She is probably the girlfriend of a goat keeper."
"Great Nungate," I spoke up, "forgive this she-tharlarion. Her boyfriend was a goat keeper by the swamp forests of Walsall, and he did steal her, but she begged him to take her from the village Auld Reekie. She foolishly ran away with him, thinking he would take her to Walsall, to dress her in jewels and silks and give her quarters in the high Anglia cylinders. As soon as they left her village, he put the bracelets on her and took her to Bristol, where she will tend his goats as well as him."
The revellers laughed uproariously, Igor loudest of all. For a moment he was afraid that Qom was going to announce that she was the daughter of the Ubar-Mac Macvenus, preferring possible impalement by sparkly thong to the insult of being considered the offspring of a goat keeper.....
To be cont.