Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[queenofmean]

thank you mammar night night
MUM - I am not making underwear - and you are not using me as a model or pincushion I have enough issues with needles 8 times a day thank you muchly

[DTCwordfan]

Night, Queenie.

[tonyav]

Won't be long now qom.
Yes minty don't mind if I do.

[queenofmean]

probably will be more - its a BLEEDING good book gross but good

[Mammar]

Now you mention it Tone . . . . I think he had a yellow car as well

[queenofmean]

....I'm not making it to the door LOL
its 5 weeks away :)
Night night DT

[tonyav]

So he did Mammar.

[Iluvspikey]

um...just dropped in to see if these sparkley thongs belong to anybody, they were in my garden....Um should Murraymints be that colour is he alright?

[tonyav]

LOL Iluvspikey minty is a she, or should you have gone to Specsavers.

[nungate]

Thank you for returning the pink sparkly Spikey. That Minty will insist on using the bungee jump and is forever losing her thong in the moat - Igor is tired of fishing it out (it's already been fished out of there tonight) Would you care for an Iron Maiden?

[murraymints]

Hellooo ossifer.....what you doin ` here ?how's the back...sorry bout that by the ..hic..way...accompany you ?? Where what...? Don't know the words to..hic...the station....oh you've brought a taxi for me...you are lovleeee...Tony...I'll leave the candle in the ..hic...window...whats that ossifer..? Indecent what ?

[Mammar]

You know, I think I'm flaking. Me medication's wearing off. I'm going to take a leaf out of Queenie's book (not actually) and tuck meself up in one of the little back bedrooms, please Nungate. Do you think I could be woken up in the morning with a bacon sarnie (white bread, no butter, nearly burnt back bacon and a good smear of HP sauce) and a cup of decaf coffee, milk, no sugar? What a good job I'm not a demanding guest.

[DaisyNonna]

Don't know about Spikey, but am still waiting for my drink.

[nungate]

Alright. Who's the nark? Who snitched? Poor Minty....

[Iluvspikey]

no ta, got a cuppa waiting for me......bye!!!!xxx

[DTCwordfan]

oops spikey, I can't see minty doing an ftm sex change.....not yet!

[nungate]

Mammar you'll do no such thing. A back room indeed! Our guests have a suite inthe West wing. I'll have Belle arrange things for you, and she will show you to your suite. Just let her know what you'd like for breakfast and when you would like it brought to your suite in the morning (or afternoon whatever suits)

[nungate]

Oh well, thanks for returning the pink sparkly Spikey. Enjoy your tea.

[Mammar]

Hang on, Tone, take that ossifer down! He can't arrest our Minty! It's Nungate rules 'ere, ole mate. Unhand that woman!

[tonyav]

Right who's grassed minty up ?.
See ya spikey.