Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The hallowed portals of Nungate Towers are yet again thrown wide open in welcome all the Mad over fifties out there in AB land.
Come and frivol in the Great Hall, the Tapster has concocted possibly his best ever tailcock the "Cats Whiskers" (where he found the whiskers we don't know) but he claims it is a tasty brew which packs a real kick! For those among us who abstain the demon alcohol, he has been hard at work brewing you a delightfully decadent alcohol free drink the "cats paw!" guaranteed to refresh and deliciously quaffable. The hot plate special for this evening is a warming beef casserole with dumplings, and on the pudding trolley there is a creamy rice pudding (with jam if desired) plus a variety of ice creams (Scoff the chef has been busy this week!) The Minstrels have finally managed to return from the Minstrels convention on Muckleflugga (a bit of a per adventure by all accounts) and they will again deight us with their selection of Madrigals and fugues, later on they have promised to play us their own versions of the Greatest hits of Freddie and the Dreamers! (I can't wait) We have dancing in the great hall, food in the dining room, the hot tub in the North Tower is all fired up and ready, the bungee in the South Tower is primed and awaiting it's first .... vic.. volunteer of the evening.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these doors

Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Hang on mrs overhang and I'll think of some lol.

[Sparkles62]

Nun, if you're not too busy please , could you send Igor down with a couple of buckets of hot water to warm up the hot tub, Dt's threatening to skinny dip, so I think we're going to need it. X

[DaisyNonna]

Mrs O. Sprat to catch a mackeral. Suppose a pratt would do instead. Quids rather than squid? You are on a winner! Lovely to see you.

[tonyav]

Hang on Sparkles minty say's it's to hot !.

[Psybbo]

Is Igor allowed to dance, nungate? shortage of men

[DTCwordfan]

me dancing, the Bard is lard on the dance floor yard.

[tonyav]

sibo I'll put you down for the third dance ok ?.

[Sparkles62]

Scrap the last post, he's not threatening to skinny dip......he's in here already

[murraymints]

Mrs O..you wanna do the slosh ...s`easy....have anuvver whiskers thingimabob...slurp..hic....

[nungate]

Sadly DT, Queenie was being taught French when she started school at 4 and she has more or less forgotten it all! Her Spanish is much better, though she struggles with English a lot of the time, Lord how she mangles the language!


IGOR! I think you'll need a fishing net in the North Tower, Minty has dropped her dumplings in the hot tub - drain it and refill it if you think it necessary, thank you......

[Psybbo]

Right tony, thanks, beginning to feel like a wallflower

[nungate]

Igor loves to dance Sibs but alas his chains do tend to encumber him somewhat.....................he has permissions to remove them but sadly he has lost the key...............perhaps sometime in the week I shall call the locksmith, I'll see if Chubb the Porter has a spare on his chain (he is a key man in this institution)

[mrs_overall]

Oh I love to dance

One, two, three, stumble
One, two, three, crunch
One, two, three,....oh sorry about the elbow in your eye

[DTCwordfan]

I'll give you a spin, sibs, with two left feet.......or do I trip over something else?

[murraymints]

Siby wiby..come and get sloshed with me and ..hic...Mrs O....!can you smell fish..?

[tonyav]

None alcoholic drinks for the rest of the night for you minty, you know what happened last week !.

[Sparkles62]

Quennie, I've just found a false thumbnail in the icing on the red velvet cake, have you lost one?
It niffs a bit of nail polish remover

[DTCwordfan]

The Pussy Pubes are delish.....what's in them?

[Psybbo]

Hi mrs_o, hope you've got something holding you together hides behind DT

[DaisyNonna]

How about a ladies' excuse me dance?
Come on Tony, let's start it with a quickstep. They'll have to catch us first.