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nungate | 21:00 Sat 19th Jan 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Greetings from Snowy Nungate Towers.
A warm welcome awaits any Mad Over Fifty who braves the elements this cold winter night. For your entertainment this evening we are finally able to have the Ice Skating Gala, postponed from last week, so it's everyone down to the frozen lake later this evening. For tonight's hot plate special we have that old favourite Potage Bonne Femme - yes we managed to find another good woman! In addition, we also have a heartwarming hot pot, and the usual offerings of volly vonts and horses doovers and on the pudding trolley is a clootie dumpling with lashings of lovely custard!
In addition to their usual samplings of madrigals and toccattas, the minstrels will be playing a selection of Alice Cooper's greatest hits, and a small chamber orchestra have secreted themselves in the garden pavilion to provide the music for the ice skating. Also on offer by the lake will be mulled wine and all manner of hot drinks. Tonight's tailcock the "Snowglobe flurry" will only be available within the Towers as it is a somewhat potent brew, and we do not wish any of our guests to be seeing pink penguins within the Towers' grounds.
For the rofl we have an interesting selection of snow shovels and gritting salt

Sleighs ordered for midnight.
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mmmmm .... I see no one is partaking of the horses doovers this evening, please note they didn't come from Tesco and there is no horse in them.....
I made them myself this afternoon (having nothing better to do..) Trust me, they are delicious..
Tone..there hic you are...love you you know..slurp..and the goat things..but not sob sob that woman..slurp...sob . ...please say you won't go ..sob...hic...don't feel too good Tony...hic...Got my sparkly thing here..too like that one... think I'll go to loo...hic ...toooooonnnny....waaaa.....
a glass of your finest, nungate, the non-alchie, please.......has Alice brought a python tonight by the way?
He's up in the belfry with his bats DT.
Don't worry minty I'll look after you.
for those of you who may have missed this prank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Igvsl8np7c
more like his golf clubs, tony....
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We have a special non alchy tailcock for those who do not imbibe. Tonight we have on offer a "Singapore Catapult" (no gin, but an extra "special" ingredient!
Remember wishing I were 6 inches taller and a stone heavier. Don't need that stone now. How long until the cricket season starts? Will you be skating?
sounds gud, nungate, a Bard's bucket of that ma's ruin please.....
Lol, love the horse prank. Yep he's a bit handy with the golf clubs I believe DT.
Yes Daisy I have brought my skates with me, are you going to give it a go ?.
Good evening all.
Tonight I am donating the raffle prize you have all been waiting for:
38 medical staples (one careful lady owner)
that will be sibs in pdq.....
I skate like a snake and would not embarrass myself by asking you to hold me through a circumlocation.
hi up the supermodels arrived.
Evening mrs o.
Like a snake Daisy ?.
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Hello to you Mrs. O, how are you this fine (cold) evening?
is that a staple diet, mrs O

I could do with a new stapler though....
Good evening tony.

Can I please join the ice skating? I can skate elegantly and at a fast speed in a straight line.
Unfortunately I don't know how to stop..
Hi Nun, please can i come to your party, I've been peeping through the window for the last few months.... too scared to ring the bell.
I can bring a couple of things for the roffl...... got a nightdress and a necklace....found them in a skip earlier tonight....amazing what people throw away these days.... look brand new!!

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