Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The doors of Nungate Towers have again been thrown open to welcome all of the Mad Over Fifites out there in AB land. Tonight's tailcock will be the "November Noggin" a spicy warming brew, just right for a cold, wet and windy November night. Also on offer are our usual selection of horses doovers and volly vonts, tonight's "hot plate" we have "All in " casserole - who knows what might be found in there, dumplings? Well, maybe......
On the pudding trolley is Plum Duff and custard. The minstrels will be playing pontoon in the gallery, our favourite band The Tone Deafs will be playing in the Great Hall. We have a special guest performing in the Music room, Flamenco Flo and her poodles. Such fun.

For tonight's roflI have: 1 Spartak Moscow shirt (trampled)
Bag of catnip
Jar of odd buttons


Welcome one and all who dare enter here

Carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

the house is, the issue is the country lanes around re hidden water in hollows (as I discovered at 7.15) and then if the power and telephone line stays in (and hence the pc). The latter is prone but the wind isn't an easterly which is when the line is cut the most. The debris out there is quite considerable and care needed as to avoiding punctures on sharp stones.

[DTCwordfan]

the amazing thing is that the rain has been non-stop since 06.30, the wind coming in about 5pm.....

[tonyav]

Hello hello, shes being a pedant to herself, wheres my taser lol.

[nungate]

eek! sorry I just don't like bad spelling

[tonyav]

Persisting down here as well but not to windy at the moment DT. Gawd hope you don't lose your power.

[DTCwordfan]

Next thing is, nungate, you'll be telling us that you would love to go to Potatogonia in Argentintina....(I can't even spell what you wrote on the last page!).

[DTCwordfan]

I hate to think what Lady J is getting.....she is far more exposed and it has just been on the news that there is flooding in Helston......

[nungate]

antidisestablishmentarianism

[Psybbo]

wow nungate great

[tonyav]

Nice word that, nungate.
Yep hope she is ok, DT.

[nungate]

it's a favourite of mine Sib - soon be time for the draw ;-)

[Psybbo]

Winks, nungate :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Antidisestablishmentarianism: (QoM will like this)

"A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked
up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst
premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mum, and you. I have been finding
real passion with Karen, and she is so nice. But I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos , tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is
much older than I am. But it's not only the
passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Karen said that we will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children. Karen has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and
trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Karen can get better;
she deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son Tyler

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card that's in my centre desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home."

[tonyav]

Could you erm fix it so I win the spanner please, maam.

[nungate]

That's a good 'un DT

[DTCwordfan]

for use on one's nuts, tony?

[Psybbo]

Loved that, DT

[tonyav]

Yes DT lol. By the way that was a gud un.

[nungate]

OK Time for the draw.
Does everyone have their rofl tickets handy?



Note to self: Sib, rotor arm...............Tony spanner.....rotor arm...spanner

[nungate]

Right then, time to start pulling (rotor arm, spanner..rotor arm, spanner


Tonight's winning number is: Purple

Look Sib, you've won the rotor arm so kindly donated by Tony, you lucky girl!



and the winning colours are:

78
3
26
45
9

Ooh Tony!! You've got 9 - look you've won the spanner!

All prizes are to be found under Belle's supervision in the vestibule, who will wrap them in plain brown paper if required