Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening to all, the buffet table is bedecked with all the usual delicacies, plus Venison pasties and home-made onion chutney. A selection of cooling sorbets to cleanse the palate too.

Tonight's tailcock is the Pzazz, lively with oomph but not too heady.

For the Rofl

One Beach ball (punctured)
Whistle (no pea)
3 Corn plasters
5 lolly sticks

[Lie-in King]

A fresh flagon each for the Misses Daisy & sibton & I noticed that your "Best Bard In The World" flagon needed refilling, so have done the honours, Mr DT...

May I remind guests that rofl tickets are available from the stall in the vestibule.

[DTCwordfan]

[i] What, get rid of Mrs. O; how could you....[i]

[Mamyalynne]

Tony, request noted.

So glad the buffet is meeting needs.

Goats, goats....where did they come from.

[DTCwordfan]

along with the singandgroansheets for £15-25

[DTCwordfan]

interesting "effect" there with a £ sign and the bracketed "i"s

[tonyav]

LOL @ DT mrs overall.

[Psybbo]

gness, you'll only hurt him again, and the Matron is taking care of him now

[tonyav]

£15.25 DT, thats a bit much I think no wonder he drives about in a Bentley.

[Psybbo]

Buttle, I'll keep an eye on you two later if I don't win

[Lie-in King]

Fret not, Matron - I have shown the goats to the croc's den, where he & his cat are developing a new game called "Where's My Badge?"

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou, your felineship, you are extremely efficient. Categorically.

[tonyav]

Maj, could you see that the croc doesn't bite my tyres again, if you please.

[Mamyalynne]

Where would a goat wear a badge??

[DTCwordfan]

Lady A's rates, tony, cough up or I'll get the croc on to you - the blessings for extortion have been given.

[tonyav]

DOH ok wheres me wallet.

[DTCwordfan]

well they never buy their badges, they buy them on "hock"...

[Lie-in King]

Mr tony - your tyres are quite safe, the croc is far too busy with his own guests, having just welcomed a broom & a cloak into the gathering.

The development of the rules is still taking place, Matron...

Miss sibton - I believe I heard you calling from a distance? A fresh flagon, miss...

[tonyav]

Good night all, got to go and collect daughter number 2 from her place of employment now.

[Lie-in King]

Good night, Mr tony - safe journey, be well :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Night and may the leaks not follow you....