The usual sumptuous array of snacks and nibbles will doubtless arrive very soon, and I, for one am very much looking forward to sampling this week's tailcock. Several bottles seem to have gone missing from the cellar, so I am expecting great things.
For tonight's raffle, so far I have:
Half a bottle of bath salts (greenish-blue)
Two pairs of American Tan tights
Two nail files
Greetings one and all. I have dragged myself away from the offspring's broken toe, as she is starting to get my goat (who is called Randall) and seek some comfort and amusement among fellow mad over 50's. I hope you don't mind me parking the llama in the stables Milady, though he is a little resentful being accused of leaving little "presents" on the floors, being so house trained he cleans up after himself!
Goodness, so sorry lost connection again, still no Butler?? I would not be surprised if the butcher woman is involved yet again, I may have an Eggscursion myself - a large one.
Nay sirrah DT, 'twas not I with plastic "doo" I have no need of such a commodity, since we have an abundance of the "real" thing!
Milady, a pail of Mama's most eggsellent concotion would be most welcome against the chill of the evening air
sorry, what is a crockigator, is it an alligator with an old pot on its head? or a crocodile with bicycle clips ? Is that bloke who didn't win the by-election a member of the over fifties club, the one who wanted to ban greyhound racing to stop the country from going to the dogs? sounds like he should be the chairman. god help us.