ome ruddy clever trolls here tonight.

[Postdog]

Just saying, they know how to tell a story!

[B00]

mmmmm :-)

[maclarencat]

I agree. Makes you wonder how they think em up!

[DTCwordfan]

Creative stories - if only they could become genuine contributors........

[chrissa1]

Or that they can be bothered to type all the rubbish.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh, given 20 minutes silly time, we could come up with them

[sara3]

yeah, it needs channelling..

[Philtaz]

I wouldn't mind if they had the common decency to use b****y paragraphs!

[grasscarp]

Not really. Full of holes. I havent slept with her in 4 years and children are under 2. She has a 3 litre bottle of cider. Picks off the headlice? Nooo impossible they are so small you need a fine tooth comb. Rubbish - like the poster.

[Jan1957]

Clever wouldn't be the word I would use to describe them! Pathetic maybe.

[Carakeel]

I just read the one about the wife and couldn't believe what I was reading! ratter just explained the trolls to me, as I am not on that often and didn't know this happens. Why do they waste their time making up such stories ???

Oh, sorry ... evening all, hiya BOO Love!x

[B00]

Hiya Carakeel <waves> you well? How's your bench? xxx

[Postdog]

oh you are being picky grasscarp - it's poetic licence

[boxtops]

I've been out, is this the unicorn people or are there more......... ?

[Buenchico]

I've been too busy to read many posts tonight, due to having to look after a poorly monkey.

[boxtops]

Tell us more, chris..

[sir.prize]

That's a cracker, Chris.

[redcrx]

if you're looking after the monkey, Chris, then who is looking after the horse?

[grasscarp]

Have you made the monkey poorly buenchico and now you are facing a court case and want to know what sentence you will get.

[Buenchico]

You obviously missed Zookeeper's posts, Boxtops!

[DTCwordfan]

I hope it isn't Marburg Virus, Chris......