Humorous Quiz Questions

[giveup]

I will soon be doing a quiz for a local charity. I would like to include a few funny Q@A's. Does anyone have any ideas?

[scotman]

What exactly do you mean by funny?

[giveup]

Funny ha ha, helps to break the ice.

[MarkRae]

Q - Much loved by schoolboy limerick writers, Nantucket is part of which US state?
A - Massachusetts

[Magyar]

In what sport would your balls be red and yellow but your opponents be black and blue? A: Croquet