I'd Like, But I've Got ...

[joggerjayne]

Here's how it works ... so, for example ...

I'd like legs like Sophie Ellis Bextor ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Ellis-bextoratgay.jpg

But I've got legs like Chemmy Alcott ...

http://sport.bt.com/images/alcott-focuses-on-downhill-136387468950308302?v=140210121708

[sunny-dave]

Ms Bextor seems to be unipedular in that photo?

[Tilly2]

I'd like a husband that looks like Brad Pitt
but I've got Mr Tilly.

[joggerjayne]

lol, lol

[jeffa]

I'd prefer to have something in between fnar! fnar!

[Tilly2]

Thanks, jj.

I'd like hair like Paris Hilton but I had it cut off when I was forty.

[humbersloop]

I'd like a nice quiet evening

I've got a neighbour who's mowing his bleedin' lawn

[sunny-dave]

I'd like a beard like George

http://www.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/gallery/beards/George-Clooney.jpg

But I've got a beard like Jenson

http://thepitwalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/jenson_button.jpg

[Psybbo]

Only last week, Tilly.

[Tilly2]

Dead right, sibs.

[humbersloop]

I've got neighbours who are now arguing about what to do with the grass cuttings

I'd like to tell them exactly what to do with the grass cuttings

[sunny-dave]

Don't worry slooppy - some arse will be lighting a bonfire shortly ...

[mushroom25]

there's nothing wrong with chemmy or her legs.

:-)

[joggerjayne]

She's lovely, and jolly, but ...

My legs can get a bit muscley sometimes, like Chemmy's. It's okay in gym shorts, but not great in a skirt.

[mushroom25]

......unless your leg looks like this
http://www.planetski.eu/images/site/203060009_400.jpg

:-0

[gness]

I would like to wake up with hair like a shampoo advert....

I wake up looking like Ken Dodd on a bad hair day.....☺

[pixie373]

Hi gness. How was your holiday?
excuse me, jj. Still thinking about your question...xx

[joggerjayne]

That was a bad day at the office for Chemmy, Mushers

x

[joggerjayne]

I've got a hair issue too, gness.

I'd like ... dark, silky, spectacular hair. Either that, or auburn.

I've got ... that hair colour that everyone calls "mousey".

[gness]

I once had spectacular hair.....now the grey is trying hard to be spectacular but failing miserably....

Hi, Pixie...wonderful holiday which had one or two little incidents which I will relate....x