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nungate | 20:59 Sat 16th Mar 2013 | Crosswords
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Once again it gives me great pleasure to throw open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of Ab's Mad Over Fifties (we can be flexible about the age thing.....if you are of a similar mind set as the rest of us) We have an interesting and varied programme of entertainments for your pleasure this cold wet evening. Tonight's tailcock is the "Shocking Shamrock" a pleasing (if not potent) concoction of creme de menthe and other "secret" ingredients......We are not serving a hot plate special this evening, instead we are having a Breakfast Buffet, a hot and tasty selection of sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, square sausage (a house speciality) tattie scones, dumpling and other delcious breakfast goodies, all served up with lashings of toast, fried bread, coffee and tea. Of course there will also be the usual volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have my very own recipe Hot Cherry Pie with ice cream.
The hot tub is bubbly away nicely in the North Tower, the mini bar has been filled, the elastics on the bungee has at last been replaced but, sadly, the moat has been stolen. Ossifers from our local constabulary will be around later to take statements as the crime was committed after last week's meeting, and they are hoping to turn up a lead.
The Minstrels are in the gallery tuning up, in addition to their usual selection of madrigals and fugues they have also promised us their version of the greatest hits of Dean Martin - we can all "Sway" later! There is a roaring fire in the snug for those who prefer a quiet evening, the bowling alley in the dungeons is ready for play, we will have dancing in the Great Hall and Queenofmean has decided that there will be a tea bag lifting competition, which she will be organising.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
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Hey take it easy with the tailcocks minty, remember what happened last week.
Ah yes nungate the draw of Claret and Blue.
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Just for you Polar Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JVVag25kug
Tony Tony ....help....there's a mannie in a uniform chasing me...hic...wants a word !! He was in the dungeon ...waiting...slurp...think it's him ! That orrible one ....he's after hic me !!
How about "Bat out of Hell" Tony. I play it while I am vacuuming. I get it done in half the time that way. I am a Gillingham supporter Daisy. There aren't many of us about. Gills are famous for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory although we are having a good season this year. We have some notable old boys, Tony Cascarino, Ryan Bertrand, Steve Bruce and Matt Jarvis for instance. Not only are we the best league side in Kent we are the only league side in Kent.
Chicken or egg nungate? Read about Barca's win. Good to be able to support a team. Gives one a feeling of belonging.
Remember Tony Cascarino.
Other Tony, let him catch her.
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Minty,.....minty......he's only want to ak you if you saw anything "fishy" going on near the moat last week. Ossifer Oliver is actually very nice (told me he liked your pink sparkly.....) ;-) I won't tell Tony
Oh gawd I'll have a 'word ' with him again minty.
Well PD looks like her nungateship has posted it for you.
Tony Cascarino used to play for us as well PB.
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^ laptop is playing up again ^
Nun.....don't like him....hic...I didn't see anything....don't know..hic...anything....oi..don't touch the sparkly !!Slurp...
I've got my eye on that Ossifer Oliver bloke.
They're back... little ol some drinker.......slurp...me...hoc..asked the ..hic ...man......
I said....don't touch the ...hic....sparkly....go away....oi...paws off !!....hic...
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P.C. OLIVER!!!!!! Get your paws off my guest! I shall report your behaviour to your superiors!
But me no buts...... leave the Towers immediately, and do not dare enter these portals again....

There now Minty, he's gone now.
C'mon minty lets go and have a warm by the fire in the snug, I'll deal with him !
For goodness sake somebody please get me a strong drink. What an exhibition!
Anybody seen Excel or DT?
Daisy excel and DT are both away for the weekend.
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Igor, a drink please for Daisy, there's a good lad.


I think the snug might be a good place for her Tony, just ring for Belle if you need assistance....
Thanks for the info. Now, about my drink?

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