I didn't say you were fat, Lottie, we have all lost our twenties slenderness and tight buns etc.....but more experience! So rolling around in the haystack, or even the sack, should be more pleasurable, especially after a glass of red wine and a piece of chocloate........fondant for me, I think, a little tad of chilli added and a scoop of home-made vanilla ice-cream.
Rolling in a haystack with arthritic limbs and back is a bit uncomfortable DT and precludes any pleasure. The wine and stuff will do nicely though!! ;o)