People say the funniest things....

[Bbbananas]

I have just had to write "***** is very pleased with her flaps. She is much tighter now, but things are still not perfect."

What's the funniest thing you've wrote/said/heard this week?

[ummmm]

Ginger was on the phone to his mate yesterday. I said 'ask him if he got any garden sheers'...he did. He then said 'I caught a glimpse of her pubic hair...make that a hedge trimmer'....lol

[TTG]

My young nephew asked me to tell him about Uranus for his school project. It set my brother, sister-in-law and me off in hysterics. Sorry we have this sense of humour. Only have to look at each other sometimes.

[Bobbisox]

me, a few months back, asking, albeit very innocently, on here
What's a pearl necklace....?
I can still feel silly even now...bloody 64 this year and hadn't heard of it!
LOL

[China Doll]

I got asked if I could nip downstairs to pick up some sperm... And no, not by Fluffy...

[Bbbananas]

Hey Bobbs - love the stetston & dreadlock look....

I remember your pearl necklace question - I thought you were bluffing !!

[bobjugs12]

Bobbi, my mum asked exactly the same thing whilst we were at a family dinner. My folks were chatting about jewellery and my mum said she wanted a pearl necklace. This set me and my brothers off like we were 12 again.
The thing is the more we laughed, the more she said things like "Why do you find it so funny, i'd love a pearl necklace off your Dad", so we laughed even more.
She demanded to know what a pearl necklace was, and none of us were brave enough to tell our 51 year old Mother what it was

[mccfluff]

oh i remember the pearl necklace one, that was soooooo funny

China sssshhhhhhhhhhhh

i routinely turn to someone at the bar and tell them "i'll do them in a minute"

[Bbbananas]

We had a receptionist at work the other day who said, about a male patient, "He's so full of his own self-impotence....."

[ChuckFickens]

Not this week, but I have said to my boss before now "I'll get it up for you by the end of the day if can"

I was talking about getting a website up and running!

[Bobbisox]

nope salla, it was the real deal...unfortunately for me...LOL
those dreadlocks are silver plaits , I made a hat with them for 14 people when I booked a Xmas night out in a stretch-limo for my mates
bob our generation hadn't heard of it. well at least some of us, your mum and me..LOL

[NoMercy]

My mother once stood in front of me with her telephone receiver in her hand and asked, "How do you do that 1471 thing?"

[wendilla]

lol lol lol So as not to embaress myself and I certainly am broadminded I daren't ask you what a pearl necklace was so I looked this up on google instead of asking you lol lol. Genuinly never heard it called that lol.lol lol

[Bobbisox]

Arhhhh wendilla, thank you, I thought I was alone with my sex education...lol
so now there are three of us. me, you and bob's mum...

[wendilla]

And we thought we knew it all lol

[ummmm]

Do you know what a rusty trombone is? lol

[NoMercy]

I have a feeling I'm about to part company with my breakfast...

[Bbbananas]

Gissa clue ummm - do you play it proficiently and regularly?

[wendilla]

I am not even going to ask lol

[ummmm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

[NoMercy]

Yep, my bran flakes have reappeared.....