I need some funny things to write in a card to the collegues I am leaving behind...

[ryanantpony]

I need some funny things to write in a card to the collegues I am leaving behind, they need to be cleanish but cheeky and funny!

Any suggestions would be awesome!

Thanks guys and gals.

[brionon]

I'll Miss ya but I'm taking shooting lessons !

[alfiesgirl]

I wonder if once i am gone
whether my name shall live on
as you have to admit
at your jobs you're all s**t
and i was the one that shone!

[alfiesgirl]

Once im gone i know you will cry
as i am such a charming guy
it will be such a shame
when im out of the game
Farewell, adiéu and goodbye!

[ayabrea38]

Front- This is the best card for a bunch of amazing people...

Inside-But I've given it to you, anyway!