ball or aerosol ... ?

[joggerjayne]

"Neither. It's for my armpits."

Come on ... great punchlines !

We don't need the whole joke ... just the punchlines.

Here's another one ...

"Because they can't get the wrappers off."

So ... ???

[Postdog]

"so they can hide in cherry trees"

[jno]

who'd want a fluffy martini? (tip: Eli Whitney).

[joggerjayne]

Bwaaah Haaah Haaah ... I'd forgotten that one, Postdog.

=0)

[joggerjayne]

Erm ... ?

Googles jno's joke

[another-view]

Well I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist either!

[Postdog]

Explain it to me when you have it...

[jno]

sigh...

E Whitney to wife: "Darling, I have just invented the cotton gin."

Wife... [see above]

[jno]

here, let me help

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_gin

[joggerjayne]

Oh, yes ... but needs background knowledge. Like ...

Who led the Pedants' Revolt ?

"Which" Tyler.

[joggerjayne]

Okay, okay, jno ... we're there now.

=0)

[jno]

so the barman gives her one.

[joggerjayne]

I LOVE that one, jno ... fab !

[jno]

oh, very good, hadn't heard the Tyler one before, I'll have to remember that.

[Postdog]

"doesn't smell like come to me......"

"If I could come that way I wouldn't need a vibrator!!"

"No, you RIDE the camel to the nerest town"

and a clean one

"Well, it's the least I could do - I was married to her for 20 years"

[stewey]

Keep yer cotton pickin' fingers outta my gin!

[ChuckFickens]

the waitress replies "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts!"

[joggerjayne]

These are great !

x

[B00]

There's footprints in the butter.

[jno]

I careered off the road.

[logic]

i suppose you think it's funny,

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