Tongue twister

[triggerhippy]

I just said sing sad show songs and its a great tongue twister.

Do you know any?

( it was a request for a workmate who asked what she should sing, she should sing sad show songs)

[Doc Spock]

How about the pheasant plucker?
I am not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant pluckers mate
I'm sat here plucking feathers
cos the pheasant pluckers late.

[lucylocket69]

Say Irish Wristwatch 5 times!

[Doc Spock]

Dont forget red lorry yellow lorry.

[andrea81]

When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him,
does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored,
or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring?

[darlingnc]

peter piper picked a piece of pickled pepper
wheres that piece of pickled pepper peter piper picked

[BIG DAD]

Spock, I thought it was

I'm not a pheasent plucker
i'm a pheasent plucker's son
i'm only plucking pheasent's
till the pheasent plucker comes.

[grasscarp]

She sells sea shells on the sea shore. I like sing sad show songs better though.
My daughter once was going to a place called Capel Manor and said to me, "does the Capel Manor letter matter?" which I liked.

[Aprilis]

I am the manager of an imaginary menagerie.

[RATTER15]

The Leath Police dismisseth us!!

or

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon the slitted sheet I sit!!

[Aprilis]

How about these trigger...

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

*******
There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

*******
On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

*******
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

[bigsister]

Sorry I'm late! Try this - Peggy Babcock.

[burston]

Betty bought a bit of butter but she found the butter bitter so she bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better

[burston]

green glass gas globe (say as many times as poss)

[topbird]

One smart fella
he felt smart
two smart fellas
they felt smart
three smart fellas
they felt smart
and they all felt smart, together.

If said repeatedly, you end up saying 'one f@rt smeller' instead of one smart fella!
Went to a holiday park many years ago, and they had a little lad up on stage doing this, we nearly wet ourselves!