ultimate comeback??

[greenie87]

what would u say the ultimate comeback is??? if some1 insults me eg n*b, i reply with best1 u will ever kno.... whats ur favorite comebacks????

[mycatis]

What????

[Whickerman]

My fave is - F*** off, and take your smell with you

[greenie87]

why dnt u go play hide and go fu** yourself??

[mycatis]

There are two people I hate in this world and you are both of them!

[spacechimp]

Awful comeback = I've got one but I'm not one.

[greenie87]

oh yes v awful spacechimp

[spacechimp]

I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously with that giant kn*b hanging from your forehead.

[loulou80]

you're so fat that when i drove around you in the road i ran out of petrol!

[greenie87]

spacechimp your so poor u cnt even afford to pay attention!!! lmao

[spacechimp]

You sit next to everyone on the bus.

[Englishbird]

"Oh my god, what's happened to your face!"

[loulou80]

at least if i jump in the air i don't get stuck!

[raysparx]

go stick your head up a dead dogs arse!

[waimarie]

"Do I look Bovvered ?? I'm not bovvered."

[greenie87]

yo mamas so old she watched jurassic park, and it brought bck memories!

[lia*]

it takes one to know one
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whatever
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if you say so
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who cares
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[mr.ploppy]

You never know the best comeback to make until 5 minutes after the moment has passed

[lankeela]

Thats the beauty of AB - you just wait 5 minutes before you post an answer!

One that I always find throws people is, 'I'm sorry, and your name is?' Or 'Your point being - what exactly?'

[lankeela]

Or 'what part of 'f*** off don't you understand?'