Tomcat.

Patsy33 | 13:49 Mon 09th May 2016 | Jokes

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A tomcat hijacked a plane. He stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and said, "Take me to the canaries!"......

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Was the pilot cat-napping...That takes the bird

1ozzy

"Then island the plane wearing my budgie smugglers".

Toucan play at that game... and pulled out his pussie.

Somebody post something please... anything to shake Ozzies image from my head. Lol

I guess it explains the skidmarks.

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The pilot said, " That's a cheep shot"....

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. ;-)

He might have changed his mind had he known how they got their name.

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