What Makes Me Cleverer Than You?

[Captain Spod]

1. I can tell the time so I use bus lanes when they're not in operation.
2. I know when to use an apostrophe.
3. I re-read a text message before sending so auto-correct doesn't alter the meaning.
What makes you cleverer than me?

[hc4361]

I know what I had for breakfast, you don't.

[aelmpvw]

i had a bacon sandwich

[pixie373]

I don't say "cleverer"

[Tilly2]

I know how to use an apostrophe.

[pastafreak]

What makes you think I don't know how to do those things also?

I may also be more clever than you...but I keep it to myself.

[Prudie]

I can do 2 and 3 and know that as I'm neither a taxi driver nor a a bike rider I can't do 1.

[stewey]

OK, Captain Spod, if you're so cleaver, what is the capital of Canada?

[Tilly2]

I think Prudie's cracked it. Well done.

I know that one, stewey.

[shoota]

C

[Captain Spod]

Prudie - Buy a watch, it's cheaper than a taxi or bike.
Stewey - I'm not that cleaver, I'll have to axe someone. Gettit?
Pixie - Perfectly good adjective (Oxford English Dictionary)

[andy-hughes]

I've switched off the auto-correct on my phone, so it sends what I write in the first place.

[Prudie]

I think you've missed my point. I could buy a 1000 watches but I still couldn't personally drive in a bus lane.

[pixie373]

That might depend where you live, prudie. Here we can drive in bus lanes outside rush hour (causes commotion though)

[Tilly2]

Well you could, Prudie but you would get a fine I did!

[Captain Spod]

Prudie - Why on earth not? If it's outside the relevant times it's just another lane.

[stewey]

The capital of Canada, as almost everyone knows, is the same as the US, Australia, Jamaica, and many other countries in the world: the dollar.

[Tilly2]

I didn't know that pixie. You are more clever than me, knowing that. ;-)

[Prudie]

err because only taxi drivers, bikes and motorbikes are allowed to.

[Tilly2]

I got mine two fines when I drove in a bus lane on a Sunday.

[Prudie]

Oh agree, pixie is cleverer, that's not the case in London for example though.