Funny Phrases

[Jkazz]

Do you have any funny catch phrases or sayings? Example: "He who laughs last thinks slowest."

[Quizmonster]

The man who keeps his head when all around are losing theirs doesn't truly understand the situation.

[landie]

All good things have an end - except a Pudding, which has two.

[Jackanory]

The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!

[Roxy]

Great minds think alike...fools rarely differ! Except i never really got that because they're the same, so is it ironic? Or just  'trick' phrase?

[THECORBYLOON]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence....

[Kay]

Never go to bed on a quarrell......Stay up and fight!!!!

[Clare A]

Like that one, FINA!

[Trillipse]

Groucho Marx: (you need to imagine the accent/delivery)

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

[Artful]

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming.

Life is just one "female dog" after another...

[ali_alic]

How about that Peter Kay special :

 

"If its not one things its your mother"!!

Pure brilliance

[Philtaz]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[londonbroker]

Life's a bitch ......... and then you marry one.

[babygirl21]

the worlds like a big fruit cake it wouldn't be complete without a few nuts

[babygirl21]

the worlds like a big fruitcake it wouldn't be complete without a few nuts