(Tue 16:55 12/Apr/05)The man who keeps his head when all around are losing theirs doesn't truly understand the situation.
landie
(Tue 17:08 12/Apr/05)All good things have an end - except a Pudding, which has two.
Jackanory
(Tue 19:24 12/Apr/05)The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Roxy
(Tue 21:09 12/Apr/05)Great minds think alike...fools rarely differ! Except i never really got that because they're the same, so is it ironic? Or just 'trick' phrase?
THECORBYLOON
(Tue 22:18 12/Apr/05)If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence....
Kay
(Wed 02:02 13/Apr/05)Never go to bed on a quarrell......Stay up and fight!!!!
Clare A
(Wed 02:27 13/Apr/05)Like that one, FINA!
Trillipse
(Wed 10:58 13/Apr/05)
Groucho Marx: (you need to imagine the accent/delivery)
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Artful
(Wed 11:12 13/Apr/05)
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming.
Life is just one "female dog" after another...
ali_alic
(Wed 15:34 13/Apr/05)
How about that Peter Kay special :
"If its not one things its your mother"!!
Pure brilliance
Philtaz
(Wed 23:17 13/Apr/05)Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
londonbroker
(Thu 11:50 14/Apr/05)Life's a bitch ......... and then you marry one.
babygirl21
(Tue 20:10 15/Nov/05)
the worlds like a big fruit cake it wouldn't be complete without a few nuts
babygirl21
(Tue 20:13 15/Nov/05)the worlds like a big fruitcake it wouldn't be complete without a few nuts