I found a woman's naked body in the bushes last night.........

[lesblue]

When I reported it to the police, the copper asked "how did you find the body?"
"Well", I replied, "The t!ts were OK, but the ar$e was a bit large!!"

[squarebear]

I laughed at it. Nice one Les

[JonnyBoy12]

Is this a joke, or did you really do this? I could not quite make out which!

[DTCwordfan]

oh lets hear that one - we have had Alan Johnson resign because his wife has been shagging a policeman from his security team (true) - but Philip and Kate, my ears burn.......

[Groupie]

A womans body was found by a bin yesterday.

The bin has been promoted to a sargent.